Hier Sitze Ich. Ich Kann Nicht Scheissen.
Another toilet story from the BBC, this one involving Martin Luther. Further proof that a diet of worms leads to constipation.
I wonder if "Are You Going to Go My Way?" had similar origins.
(Yes, I found this via Sully, who not only blew the comedic possibilities, but also wrote a post which doesn't make much sense, except as a cheap shot at Protestants.)