How I did on Twitter this week: 7 Mentions, 146K Mention Reach, 15 Replies, 6 Retweets. How'd your week go? via http://t.co/ZoxN5epJ55
— Elizabeth (@DCGopGirl) November 25, 2014
This week, Lauten decided to up her mentions by taking some teenagers to task for not loving pink, green and pearls. That casual shit don't fly in the Junior League and the D.A.R, you no class b****es.
Ms. Lauten, who is in her mid-30s, formerly worked for the Godly Joe Walsh (R-IL), and John McCain, under whose tutelage she perfected her technique. She now runs a p.r. shop called Audeamus (pronunced "Adumbass" in a Southern accent) and works for some peckerwood Congressman from Tennessee. But she's learned from her recent experience -- specifically, she learned to hide behind God's skirts and make her insults available on a "friends only" basis.
Update (12/1): Lauten is out of her job, while John McCain remains employed. FOX News Channel would have scooped her up already, but for the fact she fails (the other) Ailes' first test for a female job applicant.
Update II (12/1): Bonus fun from the Smoking Gun: "Lauten, pictured above, was arrested in December 2000 for misdemeanor larceny, according to court records. Lauten, then 17, was collared for stealing from a Belk department store in her North Carolina hometown. Because Lauten was a first-time offender, her case was handled via the District Court’s deferred prosecution program, which resulted in the charge’s eventual dismissal after the future scold stayed out of trouble for a prescribed period."
Wingnut! Don't shoot!