Bill O'Reilly, Voice of Experience
Jimmy Breslin finds this nugget of self-recognition in O'Reilly's new parenting book, The O'Reilly Factor for Kids:
"Here's a big word for today: dehumanization.
"That's when you go out with someone only for their appearance - their big pecs or long legs. When you are interested in someone only on the basis of physique, you're dehumanizing him or her, seeing that person only as an attractive object. If you are doing that, remember, good sex occurs between two human beings, not between two objects ...
"Are you surprised by my thoughts on the subject? Did you think that O'Reilly would tell you sex is off-limits? As you know, things are more complicated than that. But I repeat my mantra: Sex is best when you combine sensible behavior with sincere affection ...
"It is also smart to recognize that there is no area more potentially dishonest than the sexual arena.
"And if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you."
But what about one human being and one battery-operated phallic object?