Meet Jonah Goldberg's Art Directors
The freckled twins from Bakersfield, Calif., call nonwhites "muds" and play a video game called "Ethnic Cleansing." They wear tartan plaid skirts and Hitler smiley face shorts - and croon songs that glorify the Third Reich.
Now that's what I call Hipublican!
Update: As Tom Hilton notes in a comment, Matt Yglesias spotted the moronic convergence of Goldberg and the bigot preteens over a month ago. (And Tom's got a spot-on parody of Goldberg's research techniques in a comment to Matt's post.)