Monday, November 19, 2012

Don't You Know Who I Am?

So Kathy Jean Lopez gets a free cruise out of bamboozling rich elderly folks to fork over thousands for the privilege of listening to John Fund and Scott Rasmussen while seasick, and she's still got to complain about the burdens of privilege:
Customs Sunday morning coming off the USS National Review resembled the nightmare scenarios some of us have for the future of U.S. health care. As best I can estimate, I was in line with hundreds of fellow cruisers (the wise ones opted for the “expedited” line at 7 a.m., but I’m under the impression they encountered complications as well) for two hours. Rob Long, who can make Purell hand sanitizer and vacuum cleaning funny, couldn’t make light of this material, instead reminding us this could be the emergency room, and you could drop dead before you get to show your I.D.
Or the line at a polling place in Flordia, if you're the kind of Lopez the G.O.P. doesn't want to vote.


Anonymous said...

Worry not, K-J. Marco Rubio has arrived to fill your soul with hope.


Unknown said...

God knows we don't want to carefully check the credentials of anyone looking to come into the country.

What's that you say? Sept. 11? Sure I remember - it's the date of the Benghazi attack. No, I don't think there's any other significance attached to that date whatsoever. Why do you ask?

- Kathryn Jean Lopez

Unknown said...

P.S.: "As best I can estimate, I was in line with hundreds of fellow cruisers ... for two hours."

I'll be kind to her and say "hundreds" means 200.

Two hours is 120 minutes.

OMG an average of 40 seconds per person. To present credentials and be approved to enter the country, which as they say on the other 364 day of the year is under constant threat.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's a shame they were allowed back in.

Anonymous said...

Glad the TSA finally got to make a multi-millionaire wait.

Jay B. said...

Rob Long, who can make Purell hand sanitizer and vacuum cleaning funny

Ironically, those would have been the two surgical tools used for abortions in Romney's America.

Anonymous said...

Under what rock has she been hiding. The election seemed to give visibility to all manner of wingnuts like D'Sousa who were remembered only by their re-emergence from the primordial slime.

Roger said...

I'm guessing that none of the numbnuts in that line realized they were whining that the federal government doesn't employ enough unionized workers.

Montag said...

Uh, "the USS National Review?"

Since fucking when did the service-evading National Review staff become part of the U.S. Navy?

I know they're stoopid, but, they didn't go on that kind of cruise.

Anonymous said...

We should find out who we are: