Tuesday, October 09, 2007

THE IDIOCY OF THE RELAGUS RIGHT

The story of Richard Roberts' chit-chat with the Almighty just got even better. Last night, CNN showed Roberts' speech/sermon in which he claimed that God assured him that the lawsuit against Oral Roberts University was a frivolous one. Roberts read God's pronouncement off a small sheet of paper, and pronounced litigious as LIT-A-GUS. It appeared for all the world that Roberts had never heard the word, even though God had spoken it to him.

Apparently omnipotence doesn't extend to either grammar or pronunciation.

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