Tuesday, June 17, 2003

There Are Some Things You Can't Cover Up/With A Head Full of Chowder

Joe Scarborough has the uncanny knack to sniff out a Catholic school girl uniform at 500 yards. He must be angling for L. Brent Bozell's gig of monitoring teen sex comedies and cable t.v. and cataloging the number of naughty bits... for the sake of the children, of course.

Fresh from his spanking of Vanity Fair, Joe's gonna give ten of his best to that shameless little tease, Viacom:

"Now listen, as a guy who grew up listening to Elvis Costello, Led Zeppelin-and yeah, even the Sex Pistols, I�m part of a generation that can�t be shocked by what I hear on the radio or what I see on TV. But as an adult� and apparently there are very few adults right now at MTV� I am concerned when the center piece of MTV�s biggest awards show is a blowout number glorifying teen lesbian sex, complete with an army of young girls in Catholic school uniforms."

Whatever you say, Holy Joe. Why dont'cha pull out your copy of Houses of the Holy and get back to me on this one.

(Another steal from pandagon.net.)

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