Roger Goes To Hollywood

Your correspondent will be spending two tedium-filled days and nights and two hopefully fun-filled days and nights in Los Angeles, California at the end of this week. I'm hoping to wangle an invite to one of those cocaine- and anti-Americanism-fueled Hollywood sex orgies that would make Michael Medved soil himself with jealously. (You can address those to the upper e-mail address on your immediate right.)

In the unlikely event that invitation falls through, I'd greatly appreciate any suggestions for outdoor recreation (mainly hiking), moderately-priced restaurants and clubs and other disvertissements, debauched or otherwise, in the Los Angeles area.

Update (6/9): Changed the title, but it's not any better. Update II: Slightly less bad. Okay, that's the last one.