Thursday, August 07, 2008

It's Confirmed

John Edwards has had sex with at least two more human beings than Mickey Kaus.

It's a shame, of course, but it would be a far greater shame if we got a third Bush term. Sometimes you have to take one for the team. Sometimes it's not about you. It seems we can't have FDRs and MLKs and JFKs any more, although we're still allowed RWRs and RWGs and JSMs. (And even RJDs.) So go do something useful, Senator. Your message is true, but people won't be hearing your message for a while.

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