John Edwards hasn't yet hired me as a consultant or even added me to his One America Blogroll. It's never too late to make the best decision of your political life, John.

At least lose Instapundit: He's a Republican, his wife's nuttier than he is and he isn't even a real lawyer.

(Other websites where I'm conspicuously absent: Joe Biden's Unite Our States, Kucinich.us and Tom Vilsack's My Space page.)