Dumbfuck Blogger of The Day

A dumbfuck writes:

America was frightened of nothing when she began, not because she was brave, but because she was afraid of everything, being a mere niche on a coastline in a once distant and still foreboding land.

This blogger is too stupid to be a moron.

(Dumbfuck revealed later)

Later: It's Dan Riehl. TBogg links to the same post here.