Sunday, April 03, 2005

Veteran Vatican watchers are keeping a close eye on the Wall Street Journal's Peggy Noonan, the woman who once gave the late Pope John Paul II a spontaneous knuckle job.

Black smoke will stream from the top of Peggy's head until the cardinals select another doctrinally conservative pontiff. When that happens, Peggy will light up a butt, take a long drag and slowly exhale white smoke.

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