Friday, January 12, 2007

Three Generations of Imbeciles Are Enough

Jason Zengerle doesn't just wax moronic when he's defending Joek Lein. Here's Jay-Zzzz's fascinating blog scoop of today's date:

Lest debate over the surge cause Congress to take its eye off the truly important things, Republican Senator Kit Bond of Missouri introduced S.247 yesterday. Its title:

A bill to designate the United States courthouse located at 555 Independence Street, Cape Girardeau, Missouri, as the "Rush Hudson Limbaugh, Sr. United States Courthouse".

Rush Limbaugh Courthouse?! Evidently Rush Jr--the one of reptilian radio fame--was born to a prominent Missouri lawyer who practiced until his death, at 104, in 1996. But still: the Rush Limbaugh Courthouse?! Please don't tell me Hannity's father was a lawyer, too.

Evidently not. Rush Jnr. was the father of Rush III, the one of hate radio, boner pill and pain pill abuse fame. If Rush Snr., born in 1891, was the father of Big Pharma, born in 1951, then there was some sick shit going down in Cape Girardeau a half-decade ago, namely, a 60-year old man was impregnating his son's wife.

On the other hand, that could explain everything.

Including Fredo.

Update: At the risk of engendering phoney baloney outrage, I'll hazard that the chances of a Rush Limbaugh IV are fat and none.

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