Tonight I happened across Bay Area comedian and Progressive columnist Will Durst slumming on that moronic "American Idol for Comedians" program, apparently as a contestant. I hope it was a joke, or at least that he got some significant cash out of it.

Anyway, it reminded me how funny Durst is, and to steal these jokes:

You never hear about the weapons of mass destruction anymore. Now it's all: "He's a bad man." You know what, there's a lot of bad men out there. Kenneth Lay was responsible for ruining thousands of lives. Where's the footage of Army orderlies pawing through his scalp for lice? George Steinbrenner is an asshole: let's liberate the Yankees.