Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Bossie Books

For those asking "Whatever happened to David Bossie," the answer is not death by autoerotic asphyxiation... whatever gave you that crazy idea?

Bossie, former toady to foamer Senator Lauch Faircloth, was last seen in August 2003, when he was congratulating George Bush on his "remarkable job" in Iraq, and last November, when he wrote an article bashing my good friend George Soros.

More recently, the subliterate scribe has given up the short form to write not one, but two, hefty tomes for WorldNutDaily Books: Intelligence Failure: How Clinton's National Security Policy Set the Stage for 9/11, due out June 3, and The Many Faces of John Kerry, due July 22.

The later release date on the second book is understandable, given that investigative journalist Bossie hasn't figured out who Democratic candidate will be. Bossie's publisher blurbs the book as follows:

Using the in-depth, investigative reporting he's become known for, Bossie will give readers the real scoop on the upcoming presidential election's Democratic nominee -- exposing his (or her) voting record, relevant family history, political influences, real stances on issues, chances for winning, and any shady or unethical dealings the candidate would rather not have the electorate know about. David Bossie, who has previously co-written two such books, has the access and the hard-nosed reporter's savvy to ferret out the truth about whoever the candidate turns out to be and present it to readers in a gripping, no-nonsense style.

Even without that basic information, the talented Bossie has already selected a title for the book and has assured his publisher it will run exactly 208 pages. You can't ask for more than that.

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