Moonballs

Over at Democratic Underground, Cell Whitman suggests that the Republicans might find a billionaire more acceptable than George Soros to purchase the Washington Nationals -- the one True Father, the Reverend Sun Myung Moon.

This could only lead to scandal and tragedy, when Nats' players are caught using their Holy Handkerchiefs to get a better grip on their bats.

As Whitman also points out, the purportedly independent Moonie Times is printing Moon press releases as straight news stories. And, look, the other Moonie rag, Insight has published the same press release. Editorial independence, my ass.

The post also indicates the Moonies owned two Brazilian football clubs, and are looking to purchase up to ten more. Brazilian authorities also suspect the Moonies of tax evasion. Now, there's a surprise.