Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Stumble You Might Fall

The world's most inarticulate hillbillies issue a press release:

WASILLA, Alaska -- Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, he said Wednesday, about 2 1/2 months after the couple had a baby.

Johnston, 19, told The Associated Press that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. He declined to elaborate as he stood outside his family's home in Wasilla, about 40 miles north of Anchorage.

He also said some details of the breakup, rumors of which had been swirling on the Internet, were inaccurate.

Bristol Palin said in a statement issued through a spokeswoman for her mother's political action committee that she was "devastated."

"Unfortunately, my family has seen many people say and do many things to 'cash in' on the Palin name," she said. "Sometimes that greed clouds good judgment and the truth."

SarahPAC spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton did not immediately respond to requests for clarification.
One might assume that Levi's babymama is speaking of the no-account Johnston hoor who sold the story to the tabloids for hard currency. What she claims is false is anyone's guess. I 'spect the Palins and the Johnstons will grab their shootin' irons and commence to a-fussin' and a-feudin' 'til the last dawg dies.

And might I be so bold as to inquire what a political action committee is spending resources on something that could be more appropriately ddressed on Jerry Springer?

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