His Face Is A Maserati, And The Electorate Is A Bridge Abutment

Fred Thompson will have numerous campaign songs to choose from; my recommendation is this toe-tapper:

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I can't wait until the lyric "Kiss my ass ... Sarah Brady" resounds throughout the XCel Energy Center in September 2008.