The Young Ones

The Hipublicans know how to party.

In addition to the Bush daughters, the Youth Convention will feature Republican Party elected officials and Hollywood celebrities. The lineup of speakers to appear during the hour and a half long program includes the Honorable Andy Card, the Honorable Rod Paige, Republican National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie, former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, Congressman David Dreier (R-CA), actress Angie Harmon, NFL Cornerback Jason Sehorn, syndicated youth radio host Ben Ferguson, Bush-Cheney '04 Deputy Strategist Sara Taylor, WWE superstar JBL, "Stand Up and Holla!" winner Princella Smith and Michael Mack, Chairman of the Young Republicans.

Only and hour and a half?!? That's not enough time for the Talking Penis and Andy Card to work their magic.

Meanwhile, Babbs and the other one show their respect for the democratic process.

Program participants will talk about the importance of youth participation in the nation's political system and the importance of registering to vote. "Participating in elections is one of the most important and easiest ways we can positively change our future," Barbara and Jenna said recently in an online chat.

Unless you're an African-American living in Flordia.