Sunday, November 10, 2002

War Against Belafonteism Enters Its Third Week

Vietnam war hero David Horowitz has found a new cause: Destroying al-Calypso sleeper cells on the nation's campuses. In his latest dispatch from the quiet room... er, the front lines, David solicits your tax-deductible donation, none of which, I'm reasonably certain, will go for the purchase of turtleneck sweaters or hair plugs. Without your help, thousands of college kids will fall victim to Harry Belafonte's cult of personality.

And while you're at it, register for this weekend's Restoration Weekend, reasonably priced at only $1,600 per person. Where else can you run elbows with other saps willing to pay $1,600 for the privilege of being in the same room as Frank Luntz, Armstrong Williams and Grover Norquist?

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