Sunday, October 09, 2005

Jihad Your Hair Smells Terrific

For those following the wingnut fantasia on whiteboy Islamists, Mark Tosspot's got a column at Clownhall.com where he continues to display his mad detecting skillz:

Here's another hole: Hinrichs registered his car in Oklahoma in June of this year, but only for nine months ending in February 2006. The June registration could be explained by his going to summer school, but the February expiration date would fall in the early weeks of what would have been his spring semester at OU. Did he know months ago that he would not be around by the time February rolled around next year?

There's only one explanation: the Oklahoma Tax Commission is controlled by jihadis!

How much a stickler for truth is Tosspot? He writes:

We knew as well that two days before he blew himself up, Hinrichs tried to buy ammonium nitrate from a local feed store. The store owner, who became suspicious when Hinrichs couldn't give a satisfactory answer for why he wanted the fertilizer that was a main ingredient in the bomb that destroyed the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City April 19, 1995, prevented him from doing so.
Thinking quickly, the store owner prevented Hinrichs from buying a product that his store doesn't carry.

Speaking of inaccuracy in Wingnuttery, Accuracy In Media is on the trail of al-Hinrichs and his intentional beard.

Oh, and my joke about Jayna Davis? I can't make this shit up.

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