Saturday, January 24, 2015

Mr. Cub

Thank you, Ernie Banks.

Friday, January 16, 2015

I Smell A Class Action Lawsuit

It only could have been more hilarious if the kid's name was Horst Schitt.

P.S.  No one could ever have seen this coming.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Ron Paul Paul Craig Roberts Matt Welch: Nuts of A Feather

Over at Libertarianism for Idiots, Matt Welch simultaneously kisses Ron Paul's ass and sorta chides P√®re Paul for promoting on his (Paul's) website the Paul Craig Roberts assertion that L'Affaire Hebdo was a false flag operation. Purportedly protecting the brand, Welch sniffs:
Bad arguments – including/especially any from me or the staff of this magazine – do not deserve a free pass merely by dint of being ideologically simpatico.
Funny, but I don't recall Welch correcting his own lie contained another Paulsucker from 2007:
When conservatives feel comfortable mocking the victims gunned down by Clinton-era attorney general Janet Reno's FBI in Waco, Tex., in 1993, it suggests that a complacent and increasingly authoritarian establishment feels threatened.
Welch of course is doing what he criticizes fellow nut Paul Craig Roberts for: falsely accusing the United States government of killing innocent victims. 

Janet Reno was not attorney general or in charge of the FBI when Welch's bro, Dave Koresh, and his followers gunned down the federal agents lawfully serving search warrants, as Welch surely knows.  None of the later killings at the Davidian compound were from FBI or government guns.

Welch and Roberts are from the same delusional sewer, and they should remain there, together.

Update: Welch's reference in his post today to "the television show I co-host" is a little dated. I'd like to think FOX Business Channel showed some journalistic integrity, but there isn't a first time for everything. Guess I'll have to credit the majesty of the marketplace for Welch's well-deserved shitcanning.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Whaddya Know was right


Heterosexuality is incompatible with military service and national security.

Grand Old Police Blotter: Another Hannity Hero In Hot Water

Right-wing hero George Zimmerman was arrested for domestic assault.  Again. This time he allegedly threw a bottle of wine at his girlfriend. 

No word on whether the selection was a Duck Commander '15 or a vintage Bela Varga.  

Here's hoping Zimmerman's next adult beverage, and many ones thereafter, is Pruno.

Friday, January 09, 2015

I Am Just A Rich Boy

And my scalp is always cold
I hate on Dems 'n foreigners
For minumum wage, not relevance
Suck up to Tucker Carlson
Tell lies and jest
Stilted prose I write that no reads
I am a loathsome pest

Kaus 2016!

Thursday, January 08, 2015

Who's This Jesus Charlie I Keep Hearing About?

Some Frog comedian, apparently.

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Gohmert v. Yoho v. Boenher

The Night of the Long O Vowel Sounds begins.

Three wingnuts enter; one wingnut leaves.

If you strike at the king, you must first have your fundraising apparatus in place to fleece the rubes.

This, my friends, is what the Scalice brouhaha is all about, at least within the Republican Party.  

I Shart Huckabees

Open your wallets, suckers.  Huckabee's back in business!