Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Zafar Sobhan of the Logicat Files points us to this Sully post:

ISLAM MEANS PEACE: Oh, and a stun gun, a blank-firing imitation firearm and a CS gas canister, along with dozens of passports, identity cards and credit cards. That's what British cops found in a raid of a radical mosque in north London. If this isn't a fifth column, what is?
Sobhan makes the important point that Sullivan is equating Islam with terrorism and violence based on the materials found in one mosque. I'm sure Sully would never equate Christianity with its terrorist followers.

That said, Sully's (and the London Police's) list of contraband is somewhat underwhelming. A stun gun? "A blank-firing imitation firearm" -- is that a starter's pistol or a cap pistol? David Koresh had more firepower stashed in his underwear drawer; Nancy Reagan had more in her purse.

Passports and identity cards in a mosque attended by immigrants and refugees? Muslims with credit cards? Well, then, no need for a trial. Sounds like guilt by free association to me.
Washington Post Sunday book review editor conducts an adulterous affair with the paper's chief book critic.

Sounds like a Nora Ephron novel I'd never read.

The End of The Line

Al Hirschfeld, one of this country's most gifted artists, passed away Monday at age 99.

He continued to create until the day before his death. Check out the "Interactive Slide Show" link, which includes Mr. Hirschfeld's "Self-Portrait at 98."

Sunday, January 19, 2003

VCR Alert

Susan McDougall will appear on CNN's Crossfire Monday, January 20.

The Scaifettes and Starr Warriors are holding an all-nighter with Bow-Tie Boy tonight.

Some Red Meat For The Horse

If The Horse hated Christopher Caldwell on Karl Rove, they'll loathe James Pinkerton on David Frum in the Washington Post Book Review.

Pinkerton's review combines the bland insipidness of Frum himself with Pinkerton's own bad writing, such as this sentence:

Recalling an impromptu exchange in a hallway with liberal stalwarts Barbra Streisand and Harvey Weinstein, he recounts his ringing vindication of Bush's Kyoto-phobic position on global warming after what he considered their ineffective challenge.
Huh?

In the end, the right-wing hack gives a less than glowing review to the other right-wing hack, possibly because the right-wing hack didn't get his own book deal to write about being a right-wing hack in the White House, and is hacked off about it. The right-wing hack ends his review by quoting the right-wing hack's conclusion, "War had made [Bush], as it had made Roosevelt and Reagan, a crusader after all."

Ah yes. I'd almost forgotten about the historic War Against Grenada.
Dwight Meredith performs a valuable cost-benefit analysis on that fraud known as "tort reform."
"The Republicans rightly disowned Trent Lott." -- Andrew Sullivan

Oh wait. He's STILL THERE!

Who Cares What You Think?

The wingnuts have been watching with horror as Bush's approval ratings fall. But they've quickly come to a satisfying explanation: Americans are idiots.

Writing very poorly in the Moonie Times, Ben Barber rages:

What qualifies those surveyed to have an opinion on Mr. Bush's economic or foreign policies? Is it anything more than subjective conclusions? The poll doesn't say. Indeed, it cannot say.
Damn those unqualified citizens! Expressing opinions about an unelected leader! The nerve! Only the qualified are allowed to have opinions.

Blockheaded Barber continues:
The first question in the Gallup survey asks, "Based on what you have heard or read, please say whether you favor or oppose each of the following economic proposals."
Heard or read? Heard from whom and read in what? Do we know where the respondents are getting their information?
Yes, Barber is outraged that the respondents were asked to base their opinions of Bush's economic policies based on what they "heard or read." Maybe he would prefer that respondents to base their opinions on their dreams, or the effects of subliminal brainwashing.

Barber then demonstrates his ignorance of the word antithetical:
When it comes to his handling of Iraq, the Gallup Poll shows two seemingly antithetical results. The poll says 42 percent of Americans disapprove of the way Mr. Bush is handling foreign affairs, the highest disapproval he has received on this issue. But the poll also shows a majority (51 percent) believe Iraq poses a greater threat to the United States than North Korea, which is what the president has said. Why this double-mindedness? Possibly it is the confusion produced in many minds between reality and the media's perception of reality.
First of all, the numbers don't even overlap. And, of course, one can believe that Iraq is a greater threat to the country than North Korea and quite consistently also believe that Bush's foreign policy -- on Iraq, North Korea and every other country -- is a catastrophe.

Finally, Barber blasts the great unwashed, sneering, "[m]ost Americans pay little attention to economics, except their own." Yes, that's the economy, stupid. And that's why Bush's numbers are in the crapper, and why a growing number are ready to flush.

Americans aren't idiots, Ben. Except the ones who take you seriously.
Where They Found The 53 Percent Who Approve of Bush's Job Performance

"'Kangaroo Jack,' a comedy about two hapless pals trying to retrieve missing mob money from a kangaroo in Australia, edged into first place in its debut weekend, taking in $17.7 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."

Worst ... Chants ... Ever

When the march approached Eighth and I streets SE outside the U.S. Marine Corps barracks, about 50 counter-protesters -- including veterans -- continued their rally, chanting "Swim to Cuba" and "We gave peace a chance; We got 9/11." In return, the protesters shouted, "We don't want your oil war." The march stopped for 10 minutes, and Ramsey walked up and down the lines of officers separating the marchers and the counter-protesters.
Further confirmation that Freepers have no rhythm. Or any grasp of current events.

Saturday, January 18, 2003

And the Sullivan Award for easychair warmongering goes to Andrew Sullivan.

Reminds me of the Roger Waters lyric:

Hey bartender, over here
Two more shots
And two more beers
Sir, turn up the TV sound
The war has started on the ground
Just love those laser guided bombs
They're really great for righting wrongs

Good Questions

"In the world I came into in 1970, when we move to the United States, a Republican was someone who believed in small government and personal liberty. How did we end with a Republican government that blithely develops a massive bureucracy to carry out the biggest internal spying program ever developed? Republicans were the party of fiscal responsibility. How did we end up with a Republican government that announces it has spent the federal surplus and is launching the country into the a protracted era of fiscal deficits?

Scoobie Davis exposes the Christian publisher behind the Savage Nation book. How do the publishers reconcile Savage's racist bile with the teachings of Jesus Christ? The same way as the Klan does, I'm sure.

Grand Old Police Blotter: What Would Jimmy Swaggart Do Edition

From the Moonie Times, under the hed "Dirty Tricks":

Rep. Ken Calvert, California Republican, is not a happy camper. .... Until just a few days ago, the six-term lawmaker was hoping to become chairman of the House Resources Committee. Then a prankster struck.[Para.] An e-mail bearing Mr. Calvert's name � rest assured, it wasn't from the congressman � was recently sent to members of the House Steering Committee: "Welcome to the 108th Congress! As we prepare to go back to work, I thought you would enjoy knowing more about my record, including my work with law enforcement. The two links below demonstrate my work for California." [Para.] The work, the congressman's colleagues were shocked to read, surrounded Mr. Calvert's 1993 curbside encounter with a prostitute in Corona, Calif.
Police Officers Steve Sears and Fred Austin wrote in the report that Mr. Calvert was sitting in his parked car with a woman and when they arrived on the scene the congressman started up his vehicle and attempted to drive away. "I ordered him three times to turn off the vehicle, and he finally stopped and complied," one officer wrote. "I asked [the woman] if she had ever been arrested for anything, and she said, 'Yes, for prostitution and under the influence of heroin.' [She] said she had last 'shot up' approximately one week prior and is currently on methadone."


Calvert was not charged with any crime. Which is fortunate, since he might have ended up in front of one of those "left-wing extremist judges whose actions erode the moral fiber of this great nation."
Taking The Mick

Mickey Kaus thanks you for all your good work in the Rename Kausfiles contest. It remains to be seen whether he'll actually rename his blog.

Friday, January 17, 2003

Even Dogs Can't Stand Them

[Little Joe diGenova and Vicky Toensing] have filed five complaints since March with the Montgomery County Division of Animal Control and Humane Treatment, contending that Scooby, aka Baby -- an 18-month-old female German shepherd owned by their Bethesda neighbor Donna Drennan -- has repeatedly menaced them, their neighbors and even their limo driver.
DiGenova charged that on March 22, Scooby "lunged at my legs." In July, across-the-street neighbor James May filed a supporting complaint describing a July 7 incident in which the dog "chased [diGenova] up on his front porch," causing diGenova to fall down before escaping into his house. The dog then barked threateningly at May from two feet away, May wrote. On Sept. 20, according to diGenova, the dog "charged" Toensing, who "fell off her bike and fled."
The thuggish, cigar-chomping counsellor and his old ball-and-chain took the dog to court (or an animal control hearing) and lost to the dog.

The Death Of Good Writing

"'The question we all face is what sort of culture we will live in for the rest of our lives and then pass on to the next generation � one that embraces these most basic of lives, or one that thrives because of their absence. [T]his is exactly the point of the cultural war being fought right now, as the Left Elite works to transform our culture into a reflection of its disfigured worldview.'"
"�Tammy Bruce, from her forthcoming book, 'The Death of Right and Wrong'"

Affirmative Action In Action

Anyone know what cosmetology and bartending schools Jenna and Babbs could have gotten into with their test scores, and without their family connections?

Roger's Mailbox

Reader Andrew Frechtling responds to this comment:

You wrote: "There isn't a gun control organization in this country which was founded on the principle of denying guns to African-Americans, and there isn't one which advocates (or which has ever advocated) that gun control laws should apply differently to members of different races." Actually. it is fairly well documented that most early gun control laws were implemented to keep guns away from blacks, Italians, Indians, etc. See Guncite.com link. In that organizations like the Brady Campaign seek to maintain and expand on such laws, one can certainly see more than a little racist taint surrounding their efforts. For example, if the net effect of Brady's opposition to concealed carry reform is to make it impossible for poor people or those not politically connected to obtain a carry permit - as currently the case in New York City - then they certainly favor laws that have a disparate impact on blacks, Hispanics and the poor.

The Limits Of Conservative Tolerance

Yesterday, Atrios reported that "Moonie Times says Nothing Gay Except Sullivan," linking to an article which notes that the Confederacy's Paper routinely rewrites letters to the editor -- without the writer's consent -- to replace the word "gay" with "homosexual." In the article, Andrew Sullivan suggested that he was exempt from the Times' ban on the word gay. "They run excepts from my blog each week, " says Sullivan. "I've not yet seen any changes of that sort. " Sully further stated that "objecting to the term �gay� is bizarre" and that "[t]he key is linguistic honesty and simplicity. "

Well, you're no longer exempt, Sully. The editors at the Moonie Times, apparently fearing criticism that they were using quotas or preferences, have removed the word gay from Sully's column as well. Here's Sully's Weekly Dish column of today's date:
The Family Foundation of America was celebrating this week about the Virginia Senate's decision to keep homosexuals off a list of groups protected by hate crimes laws. The rationale for providing protection for every vulnerable group in society except homosexuals was given as follows in the foundation's "Victory Alert" e-mail: "The Senate committee agreed that these [homosexual] individuals are already protected under the law like everyone else. They clearly understood that Virginia's current law protects classes of individual based on immutable characteristics, like race, color, national origin and religious beliefs." Now that's an interesting theological innovation: religious faith as an "immutable characteristic." So conversion is now impossible? Faith is no longer a choice? Can people born Jewish or atheist never change their religious beliefs? Apparently not. Don't get me wrong: I'm against all hate-crimes laws. But if you're going to have them, they should at least be applied fairly. Carving out an exception for homosexuals makes no logical sense at all � at least along the bizarre lines advocated by the Family Foundation. (Emphasis added.)
Now that paragraph isn't an excerpt from Sully's blog this week, so Sully's already lacking credibility here. But the blog did have a long post on hate crimes laws (and a exception thereto for gay men and lesbians) in which he only used the word gay, and didn't use homosexual. So what are the chances that Sully's original copy for the Weekly Dish didn't use the linguistically honest and simple "gay"?

There's two possibilities: Either the paper is censoring Sully or Sully's censoring himself to stay in the good graces of the Father's editors. Either way, it's hilarious -- A tale of Orwell that ends well.

Deep Theological Thoughts, By Jack Sully

Andrew Sullivan takes the nature vs. nuture debate to a new low:
So conversion is now impossible? Faith is no longer a choice? Can people born Jewish or atheist never change their religious beliefs? Apparently not.
Does that make Catholicism a birth defect, Andy?

Thursday, January 16, 2003

Mickey Kaus sees red when he suspects the New York Times is guilty of cherry picking "average citizens" to back up the paper's supposed liberal bias in its news articles. But he's certainly guilty of the same thing in marshalling support for his endorsement of Charles Pickering. Kaus quotes this Times article titled "Blacks at Home Support a Judge Liberals Assail." Waving the news clipping like a winning Lotto ticket, Mini-Mick crows, "One reason I think the case against Charles Pickering is weak -- on the race issue, anyway -- is the support he's received from African-Americans in his home town."

But not so fast. Mac Diva reminds us of a John Nichols column in The Nation from the last Pickering go-round. Nichols sums up his findings as follows:

The Mississippi State Conference of the NAACP is actively opposing Pickering's nomination. So are the state NAACP organizations in Louisiana and Texas -- the other two states that make up the 5th Circuit. "We hope to God that (Pickering) doesn't make it," explains L.A. Warren, chair of the Mississippi NAACP's Legal Redress Committee. "We know his past."
The Magnolia Bar Association, an organization of African-American lawyers in Mississippi, opposes the Pickering nomination. So too does US Rep. Bennie Thompson, the state's only African-American congressman. Thompson has been attacked in Washington and at home in Mississippi by conservative columnists -- especially writers for the Jackson Clarion-Ledger, a newspaper with a record as dubious as Pickering's when it comes to segregation fights. The critics claimed that, in opposing Pickering's nomination, the congressman had exposed himself as a pawn of northern liberals who was out of touch with his African-American constituents. These attacks were merely more of the pro-Pickering political spin, however. Last week, 31 African-American members of the Mississippi legislature signed a letter opposing Pickering's nomination.
And the Times article Mick likes involves a fair amount of cherry-picking itself. Judge Pickering solicited the endorsement of the four African-American City Councilmen who endorsed hiim, and placed "their letters are on file with the Senate Judiciary Committee." Which is not to say that Pickering's local supporters aren't sincere. Pickering obviously has been shrewd enough to cultivate local support, and not broadcast his true views locally. The Times article acknowledges that "[m]any local residents said they were not familiar with [Pickering's controversial] statements."

Ultimately, whether Pickering is popular in his home town simply isn't relevant. The Fifth Circuit bench isn't a constituent-service position and it isn't a popularity contest. It's about "administer[ing] justice without respect to persons, and do[ing] equal right to the poor and to the rich, and ... faithfully and impartially discharg[ing] and perform[ing] all the duties" of a federal judge.
Smarter Andrew Sullivan is taking an indefinite hiatus. Dumber Andrew Sullivan is not.

We wish all the best to the Smart One.

Stars and Barrs Again

Bob Barr, CNN's replacement for Pat Buchanan's uncouth bigot slot on the network, confirms what I argued back in November, namely, that Republican Party is using the Confederate flag to lure Southern racists to the G.O.P.

But when does CNN start issuing Confederate flag lapel pins to its personalities and news readers?

(via Jesse at Pandagon.net.)
Wayne Masden on Moon Shadow.

The Grand Old Police Blotter: One Call to Jay Sekulow Edition

A third-year law student at Regent University, who helped run several successful campaigns for local Republicans, was arrested Jan. 10 and charged with two counts of soliciting sex with a minor over the Internet.
The accused is identified by Regent University ("the nation's premier Christian graduate university") as a member of the Regent Journal of International Law, "a forum for a Judeo-Christian perspective on International Law," and former student at the Robertson School of Government.

What exactly does Pat teach at his School of Government?

p.s. I'm guessing those Regent web pages won't be around for too much longer.
James Capozzola has good hair, and a good heart.

Wednesday, January 15, 2003

Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far to the Rename Kausfiles campaign. Nominations will still be accepted until noon, Pacific Standard Time, on Friday. I'll forward all of your suggestions (and mine) to Mickey on Friday night.

(An e-mailer mentioned that the comments section was not functioning for a while. My guess is that's a problem with Haloscan, since I don't turn the comments section off at any time.)
Blogger is allowing posting but not publishing, so today's posts may be stale by the time they are published.

Dick Of The Week

In a breathtaking display of tortured reasoning, Larry Elder explains how the gun control movement is the product of racism:

Not that Moore cares, but it was America's gun-control movement that sprouted from racist soil. Infamous Chief Justice Roger Taney, of Dred Scott fame, wrote that if blacks were "entitled to the privileges and immunities of citizens . . . (i)t would give persons of the (N)egro race, who were recognized as citizens in any one state of the union, the right . . . to keep and carry arms wherever they went. And all of this would be done in the face of the subject race of the same color, both free and slaves, and inevitably producing discontent and insubordination among them, and endangering the peace and safety of the state . . . "
Any fool can see that this is not an argument for gun control, since Taney believes that any American citizen has "the right ... to keep and carry arms whereever they went." Rather, it's an argument to deny American citizenship to black people, on the ground that they are inferior. It has nothing to do with gun control, or the gun control movement. There isn't a gun control organization in this country which was founded on the principle of denying guns to African-Americans, and there isn't one which advocates (or which has ever advocated) that gun control laws should apply differently to members of different races.

Lott Puns Now Doing Double Duty

Here's Tim Lambert, Thomas Spencer and skippy the bush kangaroo on John Lott's Journal of Irreproduceable Results. And here's Mark A.R. Kleiman (who, I just realized, has initials which spell out his first name), who has one of the best comments to date on the matter.

I'm sure someone has already thought of this, but how reliable is a self-reporting survey of "defensive gun use" in the first place? After all, people who brandish or fire a gun defensively and end up dead at the end of the encounter aren't going to be very cooperative when someone phones to poll them. How do any of these surveys account for that fact? Why aren't these polls called surveys of "survivors of defensive gun use" or "successful defensive gun users"?

Monday, January 13, 2003

Name That Goon

Tiny Mickey Kaus says that about 80 percent of the animus toward New York Times editor Howell Raines would be neutralized if the Times changed its slogan from "All the News That's Fit to Print" to "A Crusading Liberal Newspaper.

The remaining 20 percent would be Mickey's insatiable hatred, of course.

What irks Kaus, you see, "isn't [Raines & Co.'s] liberalism, or their bias, but their insistent pretense that what they are doing isn't liberal or biased but just straightforward objective newspapering the way the Times has always done it." Because the Times never had an agenda or point of view before last year.

But maybe Mick's onto something. I bet if "Kausfiles: A Mostly Political Weblog" was changed to something more accurate, 80 percent of my Kaus-contempt would be replaced with pity.

In that spirit, I am soliciting nominations for the Rename Kausfiles campaign. Please feel free to leave your contributions as a comment, below, or send an e-mail. There are no prizes, but all entries will be forwarded to the bitter little scribe's e-mail address.

Do They Read Der Speigel In The White House?

Yet there are strong advocates inside the administration, including the White House, for appropriating the oil funds as "spoils of war,� according to a source who has been briefed by participants in the dialogue.
"There are people in the White House who take the position that it's all the spoils of war,� said the source, who asked not to be further identified. "We [the United States] take all the oil money until there is a new democratic government [in Iraq].�
The source said the Justice Department has urged caution. "The Justice Department has doubts,� he said. He said department lawyers are unsure "whether any of it [Iraqi oil funds] can be used or has to all be held in trust for the people of Iraq.�
Another source who has worked closely with the office of Vice President Dick Cheney said that a number of officials there too are urging that Iraq's oil funds be used to defray the cost of occupation. -- Newsday, via Mark A.R. Kleiman

Ur Losing Ur Mind, Peg

Peggy Noonan is in fine form today, with a substance-free (the critique, not Noonan) of the Democratic Presidential hopefuls. She offers one paragraph profiles: Dean is "bantamy," Lieberman is an egomaniac, Edwards lacks gravity, blah, blah, zzzz.... Equal parts stupidity and stuporousness. Of John Kerry, Nooner says

He brings his gravity with him; it changes the atmosphere around him. You imagine that in the balloon drop the balloons would come down fast and hard and obscure him at the podium.
Uh, that's not gravity, that's electrostatic magnetism. And drivel.

After realizing she can't get a whole column out of this blige, Nooner returns to Bush. And starts reading his mind. Apparently, there's not much there:

But George W. Bush also thinks a lot about '92. He saw what happened to his father up close and personal. And he knows part of the message of 1992 is that history can turn on a dime.
But he thinks there are other lessons of '92. He thinks history turns for a reason. He thinks not only bad luck but bad decisions and bad operations force history to turn. And he thinks none of that in any case is the Ur Lesson of 1992. To Bush the Ur Lesson of 1992 is: History does not necessarily repeat itself.
Two thousand four is not necessarily 1992; not all Bushes fall hard; new forces and facts yield new outcomes. History is more likely to repeat itself when you ask it to, when you unknowingly push it in certain directions, when you summon bad fortune. He doesn't intend to.
He thinks the Democrats haven't fully absorbed the Ur Lesson. He thinks however, that they'll discover it. And he thinks what they learn may someday be called the lesson of '04.
The other Ur Lesson of 1992: Don't hire an unmedicated psychotic as your chief speechwriter.

GOPean Anti-Semitism Watch

Suzie Fields' "Jews Aren't Cool" campaign is sweeping the Nation... or at least the Republican parts of the Nation. The incoming President of the Ohio Senate, Republican Doug White, used the phrase "we need to Jew them down" in "the context" of a joke told at a G.O.P. fundraiser. White explained his statement by saying that he "grew up in Adams County," thus suggesting that all of his home county's residents are ignorant bigots like himself.

White may earn himself a Moonie Times Noble of the Week Award for this one, or at least mention in a John Leo column decrying political correctness.

Sunday, January 12, 2003

Janet Rehnquist and Pennsylvania's Axis of Evil In Bed With Corporate Criminals


Aides to Janet Rehnquist, inspector general of the Department of Health and Human Services, said today that she had responded to political pressure by ordering a quick settlement of federal charges against a Pennsylvania hospital accused of filing false claims with Medicare.
As a result, they said, the government recovered several hundred thousand dollars less than it would otherwise have obtained....
Originally, in June 2001, the government asserted that York Hospital, in York, Pa., owed $726,938 for 2,643 false claims. That sum included a civil fine of $134,000.
Ms. Rehnquist, the daughter of Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist, took office on Aug. 8, 2001. On Sept. 6, 2001, three Republican members of Congress sent a letter to Tommy G. Thompson, the secretary of health and human services, asserting that the charges against York Hospital were "unwarranted and unfair." On Nov. 26, 2001, the government settled the case for $270,000....
D. McCarty Thornton, who was chief counsel to Ms. Rehnquist at the time, would not describe his conversations with her, citing attorney-client privilege.
But a senior member of the inspector general's staff, who has worked in the office for more than two decades, said Ms. Rehnquist had told Mr. Thornton: "I hate this case. Get rid of it as quickly as possible."...
"If the inspector general advocated a lower settlement amount of a hospital fraud case because of political pressure, that would be unacceptable," [Senator Charles] Grassley said. "Inspectors general offer important checks and balances on federal agencies. They have to be isolated from politics to function effectively."...
The letter to Ms. Rehnquist about York Hospital was signed by Pennsylvania's senators, Arlen Specter and Rick Santorum, and Representative Todd R. Platts, who is from York.
It's subpoena time.

Woody Wins It!

My boy Mick finished seventh.

Bushwhacked



Matthew Engel, in The Guardian:

Indeed, there is hardly any such thing as the liberal press. Since Watergate, the Post has acquired a virtual monopoly over the Washington newspaper market, grown fat and - frankly - journalistically flabby. Its op-ed page is notable for its turgid prose, its conservative slant, and the apologetic tone of its more liberal contributors.
The rival page in the New York Times has far more spark, and - in the unfortunate absence of political opposition - has provided the only forum for serious national debate over the Iraq issue. But the Times' own editorials over Iraq, possibly reflecting internal tensions, have been uncertain. And the paper feels itself a little beleaguered, even marginalised, by the strategies employed by the Bush White House.


Call Her Unreliable

"According to one reputable online victimization report, "Children are reported missing at the rate of 750,000 per year, 62,500 per month, 14,423 per year or 3 per minute." The trend lines, in short, are a call for action." -- Innumerate Republican Illeana-Ros Lehtinen

Grand Old Police Blotter: The Maltese Defalc-on

Republican mob boss and family-values champion Betty Loren-Maltese will spend the next eight year in the federal pen, far, far away from her beloved loose slots ... er, adopted daughter.

[Former Cicero, IL Mayor] Loren-Maltese, 53, looted the Cicero town coffers of $12 million as part of a mobbed-up insurance firm that siphoned money out of town through overbilling, bogus bills and outright theft, an Internal Revenue Service and FBI investigation showed.
The reputed mob boss of Cicero, Michael Spano Sr., got more than 14 years behind bars while Cicero's crooked police chief, Emil Schullo, got nine years for their involvement in the insurance scheme and another Cicero scam....
The health insurance fraud created true victims.
Cicero town employees suffering cancer or other diseases routinely had to wait and wait to get their medical bills paid, some even being threatened with having their treatment cut off....
The only time Loren-Maltese showed emotion was when she spoke of her 5-year-old daughter, Ashleigh Rose.
The judge said he had "substantial reservations" about the timing of the adoption of the little girl, which came shortly after Loren-Maltese would have learned about the pending federal investigation.
Loren-Maltese, wearing a chocolate pantsuit with a leopard print collar, bristled at the idea she would use her adopted child as a pawn. She had asked for less time in prison because she is a single mother and there is no one to care for her daughter--a request the judge rejected. (From the Chicago Sun-Times)
Loren-Maltese's Republican replacement, Ramiro Gonzalez, intends to rely on his incarcerated predecessor, for advice. "'I hope that she's accessible--I mean, via phone--because she's an encyclopedia of how government runs here,' Gonzalez said."

Liberal Oasis reports that a January 7-9 Ipsos-Reid/Cook Political Report poll puts Bush's job approval rating below 60 percent. Moreover, while other polls have Bush in the low 60s, "the overall trend is downward."

No doubt the Administration will take bold action to reverse the drop in Bush's numbers. One hopes that the combined weight of all the servicemen, coal miners, cops and average families crammed into the House balconies during the State of the Union Address will not cause those balconies to collapse.
Whole Lott Of Fakin' Goin' On?

In between dreaming about bloggers and imagining that bloggers wrote Lord of the Rings, Instapundit (who is not a conservative asshole) has weighed in in on the John Lott controversy. IP(naca) takes a limited damage control position, though he's clearly ready to burn Lott. He makes the following points in Lott's defense:

Point 1: The complaint doesn't run to his published scholarly work, but to public statements he's made about a survey whose results were never published.

Well, no and no. The complaints run to a statement made in a book published by the University of Chicago Press, purporting to be a scholarly work. And the results of that survey were published in that book. Lott and his publisher emphasize the scholarly nature of the book, stating on the back cover "Legal scholar John Lott directly challenges common perceptions about gun control and presents the most rigorous and comprehensive analysis ever done on crime statisics and right-to-carry laws." And the complaints run to more than "a survey whose results were never published," they seek answers as to whether he actually conducted the survey in the first instance.

Point 2: Lott's longtime critics want, rather too obviously, for this to be another Bellesiles affair, though to my mind it is something less than that....

Well, no and no. Instapundit points to no statement in which a Lott critic says he or she wants it to be another Bellesiles affair. Rather too obviously, Instapundit wants it not to be another Bellesiles affair. It is certainly to Instapundit's mind "less than" a Bellesiles affair, but to anyone with common sense, it is the same: both men have been accused of faking research. The only way it would not be the same is if Lott did not fake the research.

Point 3: ....to my mind it is something less than that, perhaps more akin to the Joseph Ellis scandal.

Well, no. Ellis admitted that he lied when he told students served in Vietnam and played football, not that he published false data in a book or faked a study. Ellis's defense has been that his scholarship is accurate.

Point 4: Clayton Cramer has a post on this, too. He reports that Lott has repeated the 1997 study now...

Well, that's the big question, isn't it? Lott could have only repeated the 1997 survey if he performed it in the first instance. And how could he accurately replicate the original survey if there's no record of that survey? Did he perfectly replicate the survey questions from memory, even though he couldn't even remember the name of a single student he used to perform the 1997 survey? Did he use the same CD-ROM list of potential respondents (which he didn't retain and couldn't remember the name of)? Did he allow anyone to observe the survey as it was being conducted to ensure its integrity (and its identicality)?

Should be interesting.

(Updated to add Instapundit link.)

Saturday, January 11, 2003

The Perils of Internet Dating

John Podhoretz, the very conservative and highly un-with-it columnist and former editorial page editor at the New York Post met a woman on www.matchmaker.com and married her.
If you get an e-mail from "jfund1" or "armstrong69," just hit delete.

More Guns, Less Scholarship?

A month ago, Instapundit and the Volokh Conspiracy were musing on the topic of "whether there could be a Bellesiles in the legal-scholarship world." Reynolds -- who answered the question "yes and no" -- described a "good academic fraud" as one which "is meticulous on methodology, but then makes up the data to achieve the desired result."

Reynolds and Volokh may soon find an answer to their question. James Lindgren, a professor at the Northwestern University School of Law has questioned the authenticity of an alleged study by Yale Law School senior research scholar John Lott, author of More Guns, Less Crime. In that book, Lott reported that national surveys found "98% of defensive gun uses involved brandishing with no shots being fired." A rough summary of the controversy, according to Lindgren, is as follows:

Lott says that over the course of three months in 1997, he conducted a survey with over 2,400 respondents, which resulted in the 98 percent figure. His computer crashed in June 1997, causing him to lose all computer records of the survey. Lott has no paper record of having conducted the survey, for various reasons. He had his students do the calling for the survey, but can't remember who they are, even though he paid them out of his own pocket. Although he had no backup data, Lott nevertheless cited the results in More Guns, Less Crime, which was first published in May 1998. (It was apparently a stroke of good fortune he didn't keep his book draft on the computer which crashed.) However, Lott didn't identify his own survey as the source of the statistic in the first edition of the book. Between the first and second editions of the book, the text was changed from "If national surveys are correct, 98 percent of the time...." to "If a national survey that I conducted is correct, 98 percent of the time...." (At least he's humble enough to treat the accuracy of his own survey with skepticism.)

Of course, More Guns, Less Crime isn't really legal scholarship in the traditional law review article sense. But it will be interesting to see how there two law school professors react to suspected misdeeds by one of their own. And, of course, it will be interesting to see how Mr. Lott responds.

(Via CalPundit, Extra Ordinary Ideas and Atrios. Oh, and Instapundit too. I realize this repeats a lot of what has already been said, but it's an interesting story which deserves the coverage.)

Letters to Roger Ailes

Mac Diva has sent the following letter. Since I couldn't do it justice with a summary, I am (with permission, see below) printing it in full.

As background, the rifle found in the vehicle of alleged Beltway snipers John Muhammed and John Malvo was traced back to a Tacoma gun store, Bull's Eye Shooter Supply, which neither had records of selling the gun to the alleged shooters (or anyone else) nor any records of having reported it as stolen. This was discussed in an article in the current Washington Monthly entitled "License to Kill: How the GOP helped John Allen Muhammad get a sniper rifle." Instapundit (who is not a conservative asshole) posted two (one, two) comments on the matter.

Mac Diva writes:

I'm concerned about how the facts about how the assault rifle used in the sniper shooting was acquired are being misrepresented online, including on at least one major blog. Frankly, the lack of enforcement powers of the ATF since conservative 'reforms' is scandalous and this is a great story to highlight that. Here is some research I've gathered on the issue:
I believe Glenn Reynolds is wrong about how Republican's opposition to even minimal gun control enforcement impacted the recent snipers case. The conflict of opinion arose in regard to his response this article in the Washington Monthly[.]
The piece, which normally would have been print edition only, was put online because of the InstaPundit's willful mischaracterization of what it said.
But for the hands off posture taken by Justice Department from John Ashcroft on down, a clearly illicit operation such as Bull's Eye, the shop where the assault rifle used in the attacks was likely sold under the table, would not be in business after years of malfeasance. That posture is reflected in both purposeful under-staffing of ATF and reluctance to prosecute cases presented to them by ATF by federal prosecutors in most states, many of them conservative Republicans who may support Ashcroft's odd reading of the Second Amendment.
I think it particularly important that someone oppose Reynolds in this episode because many people go to his site because of its high visibility. Once there, they probably assume he has some objectivity in regard to issues he discusses. When it comes to gun control, among others, he doesn't.
This opinion piece captures the essence of what is wrong:
"Sadly, the Bush administration is bent on watering down, not beefing up, gun laws. It opposes a national ballistics database. Mr. Ashcroft, choosing gun-lobby loyalty over public safety, even insists on keeping gun-sales records away from anti-terrorism investigators. American lives may have to be sacrificed on the altar of an ideological purity that neither the courts nor wide public opinion considers constitutional or even rational. courts nor wide public opinion considers constitutional or even rational."
The Washington Monthly article says it again:
"But there's a reason you won't see anyone investigating ATF: Its failings are the direct result of actions by the Republican politicians who now control both houses of Congress. At the behest of the National Rifle Association (NRA), GOP lawmakers (and some conservative Democrats) have saddled the bureau with so many legal restrictions that it has little practical power to deter sellers from allowing weapons to flow to criminals. ATF could have cracked down harder on Bull's Eye, but its lack of aggressiveness was precisely what GOP lawmakers had intended. Pro-gun-control Democrats could have made an issue last fall of how Muhammad obtained a sniper rifle, but they remained silent in the face of feared retribution at the polls by the NRA. Now, as the minority party, Democrats have little power to investigate anything, even if they wanted to."
The Seattle Times has continually reported the damning facts about Bull's Eye and its owners since the snipers' weapon was identified.
[An excerpt from the article:]
"What actions the ATF here would have taken is unclear, considering the federal government's spotty record in regulating firearms dealers in Western Washington.
Last year, the office that covers Western Washington ranked last among ATF bureaus in the 90 federal judicial districts for gun-case prosecutions, according to Justice Department records.
The U.S. Attorney's office shares the blame.
Federal prosecutors here turned down nearly two-thirds of the 30 cases that the ATF referred for prosecution, putting the Seattle U.S. Attorney's Office 80th out 90 districts in taking such cases. It accepted six of 30 gun-crime cases last year, according to the Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse, a research center at Syracuse University."


(This letter was published with permission. The URLs were changed to hyperlinks and quoted portions were italicized for clarity, and the Seattle P-I article was excerpted. Letters to Roger Ailes are always welcomed and appreciated.)
Julia at Sisyphus Shrugged has some insightful comments on Rudy Giuliani and the lawsuit filed by three New York City employees -- a policeman and two firemen -- who were fired in 1998 after riding on a racist parade float. New York Times columnist Clyde Haberman also wrote about the incident in Friday's Times.

Julia reminds us of Rudy's very troubling ties to racist elements within the New York City Police Department, and of his role as defender and apologist for the NYPD in the Diallo and Louima cases. Too much of that history has been forgotten by too many following St. Rudy's post-9/11 canonization.
Is That Gavel-to-Gavel Coverage In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

C-SPAN, a public service of the cable television industry, has thoughtfully included Naked News, a pay-per-view website with topless Canadian models reading the headlines, in its list of Media Links.
Sully asks: "What do you do with a man who has successfully evaded paying child support to kids from two different relationships?"

How about: Make him Speaker of the House of Representatives and have him promote a Contract With America which calls for "personal responsibility" and stronger "child support enforcement."

Or maybe a Senior Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, a Distinguished Visiting Scholar at the Hoover Institution and a Fox News political analyist.

With A Rebel Yell, Mick's A Whore, Whore, Whore

Little Mick's last minute get out the vote campaign for his Whore of the Year candidacy has gone into overdrive. By simply ignoring the mountains of evidence of Charles Pickering's unsuitability for the position of federal appellate judge, Mick concludes "[t]he case against Pickering is weak."

How does Mick reach this conclusion? Dishonestly, of course.

In discussing the case, Mick cites a anti-Pickering article in The New Republic, written by Michael Crowley at the time of the first Pickering nomination. Mick then writes:
I was surprised at how little Crowley has on Pickering -- the piece reads as if he'd been fed tendentious arguments by the camp of Sen. John Edwards, when the Edwards folks were panicked by some respectable criticism of his Judiciary committee cross-examination of Pickering. ...
Crowley completely ignores what Byron York and the WSJ editorial page describe as Pickering's chief complaint in the cross-burning case -- that the government cut a lenient deal with the wrong guy, the ringleader who had the most racial animus. (Unnecessary ellipses by Mick, nothing omitted.)
But that's simply not true, as Mick would know if he had read the WSJ op-ed to which he links. The WSJ explains that all three defendants were offered deals, and the one who went to trial (Daniel Swan) rejected the government's deal.

Mick's "proof" of the lack of evidence against Pickering is the existence of two articles favorable to Pickering. Unfortunately for Mick, the incompetence and/or dishonesty of both York and WSJ editorial page is well-established, so Mick's proof is illusory. But let's leave those facts aside, and look at the defense Mick advances on behalf of Pickering. Mick says that Pickering's concerted efforts to reduce the sentence of one racist terrorist were inspired by the fact that Swan's co-terrorist received a light sentence via a "government deal."

Was Pickering really put out that "the government cut a deal with the wrong guy?" As Al Gore, Sr. said to Strom Thrumond, "Hell, No!" In fact, it was Pickering who approved the plea bargain with the juvenile defendant who Mick calls "the ringleader." Crowley writes that "[Pickering] repeatedly told senators that he had been unaware, when he accepted the two plea bargains, that one of the pleading defendants had previously fired a gun into the Polkeys' home. But the trial transcript shows a discussion of the fact that the defendant's plea itself included an admission of guilt for the shooting." (Emphasis added.)

The simple fact that Kaus, York and the WSJ omit is this: Pickering could have rejected the plea bargain and forced the "wrong guy" to go to trial for his crimes too. But he accepted the plea. (And, according to Crowley, lied to the U.S. Senate about the facts too.)

Once this fact is revealed, Mick's impassioned defense for Pickering collapses. Pickering called the government's demand for a 7 year sentence for Swan the "most egregious instance of disproportionate sentencing recommended by the government in any case pending before this court." But Pickering reached this conclusion by comparing Swan's sentence not to the crime Swan committed, but to the plea agreement he himself approved for the juvenile. If Swan's sentence was "disproportionate," it was because Pickering approved the too-lenient sentence for the juvenile in the first instance. Not much of a principled reason for setting a criminal sentence, and even less a principled criticism of mandatory sentencing laws.

Notwithstanding Mickey Kaus's clowning, Judge Pickering deserves an impartial hearing on the matter. To that end, I implore Judge Pickering to call Daniel Swan as a character witness at his forthcoming confirmation hearing.

Great Minds Update: Read the Horse's "MICKEY "MAUS" KAUS SWOONS OVER A SEG."

Friday, January 10, 2003

Thursday, January 09, 2003

Brent Bozell has started providing detailed summaries of the, um, best parts of t.v. shows, movies and pop music. For the sake of the children, of course.

I'd like to suggest that Brent start reviewing which pornos not to watch.
Poppy says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things"/"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines"

Paul Krugman schools Sully on the difference between a "president" and an "unelected tyrant:"

"Still, some U.S. politicians didn't seem to mind. In 1981 - that is, almost a decade after Marcos suspended the Philippine constitution - Vice President George Bush toasted him for his "adherence to democratic principles and the democratic process." In 1986, when Corazon Aquino led the "people power" revolution against Marcos, Ronald Reagan tried to persuade her to compromise with Marcos - who had murdered her husband. But Reagan, you see, admired Marcos for his wartime heroism and his strong stand against Communism."
(Via The Horse.)

Too Cool For Shul

The collection of freaks at the Moonie Times just keeps getting weirder. Witness Suzanne Fields, who opines that "Jews aren't cool":
George Bush reflects cowboy cool which comes naturally, compared to, say, the Democratic wannabees who want to fill his boots. Joe Lieberman is smart, but a yarmulke is not a ten-gallon hat. He's definitely not cool. (Jews rarely are.)
And how does Fields define "cool"?:
Cool as in confident without showing it, as in knowing without showing off, trendy with the nonchalance of understatement.
So, according to Fields, with rare exceptions, Jews are insecure, overstated show-offs.

I suppose one could argue that Fields' statement was meant to suggest that "cool" actually represents superficiality or trendiness, and thus it's a compliment to call Jews "uncool" (in other words, Jews are serious and substantive, not shallow). But Fields clearly admires all the people she describes as cool (the Bushes, Rummy) and despises all those she thinks aren't (all Democrats). So she clearly means "uncool" as an insult.

I don't know Fields, she could be Jewish for all I know. But why does she hate Jews?
No one is taking up the Mo Do Must Go campaign. No "Belafonte Awards," no ads in campus newspapers, no one calling MoDo a "race hustler" or "quota pimpette." I have overestimated my influence on right-wing opinion makers.

I am so disappointed.

The Hack Is Back

After wasting his special talents on auto show reviews, Little Mick is hack back and badder than ever. Today, Mick weighs in on the case of Charles Pickering, nominee for the federal appellate bench. And his opinions are based on "Byron York's persuasive brief for Pickering in the cross-burning case."

Ah, yes. When last we saw Byron York, he was peddling fraudulent affidavits on behalf of the Republican Party. So why should we believe York when he peddles, uncritically, Pickering's version of events? Don't ask Mickey, his mind's already made up.

Mick knows that "[t]he lobbying groups have to righteously oppose someone or they might as well go out of business." And how does he know that? Because it "seems" that way to him. What more proof do you need?
Talk Left has a good story (although it doesn't link the original source) about a New York City police officer and two firefighters who filed a wrongful termination suit against the city when they were dismissed "after wearing blackface during a Labor Day float [sic] and mocking the death of an African-American man in Texas." Then-Mayor Giuliani voiced the opinion that the men should be fired, even though the authority to fire the men rested with the Police and Fire Commissioners, and not Rudy. Apparently (although it is not entirely clear from the story) the men were fired after hearings before their respective commissioners, and the plaintiffs are arguing they didn't get due process because Rudy's statements made it impossible to get a fair hearing (since the commissioners report to Rudy). One of the plaintiffs' attorneys also suggested that Rudy's comments were designed to rehabilitate his own tarnished record on racial issues.

It's hard to have any sympathy for the plaintiffs. If participation in the parade was part of their official duties (or they were off-duty, but identifying themselves by their affiliation to the NYPD and FD), the city had every right to fire them. If they were acting completely as private citizens and not identifying themselves with their employer, their free speech argument might have some merit. Nevertheless, the views they expressed definitely call into question their ability to fulfill their most important job duty, to serve and protect all of the public. (They were essentially saying that a black crime victim deserved ridicule, not sympathy.) If there was cause to fire them, the fact that Rudy spoke out of place isn't particularly relevant. From what I've read (which is just the Talk Left comment), these guys don't deserve any damages, or reinstatement.

Update: Here's how the NYT reports it.

Weiner Nation

Scoobie Davis provides the invaluable service of exposing hate-radio's most litigious bigot, Michael "Savage" Weiner. Davis' cogent commentary can be read at Scoobie Davis Online and The Savage Nation: A Critical Analysis. It's a must-read.

Apart from its unrelenting racism and anti-gay bile (which far exceeds that of most wingnut talkers), the most noteworthy thing about Weiner's show is how incompetent Weiner is as a broadcaster. Although he fancies himself a humorist, he has absolutely no comedic timing. He can't improvise and often loses track of his thought in mid-sentence. And when he talks about himself, the self-pity is excruciating to hear. I rarely listen to him, but every time I do each of those elements is present. If you think the right can't sink any lower, you haven't listened to Weiner.

Grand Old Police Blotter: Bo Screws The Pooches Edition:

That long-simmering dispute between a suburban Philadelphia animal shelter and Kennedy Center trustee Bo Derek has reached the boiling point. [Para.] Yesterday Bill Smith, of Main Line Animal Rescue in Wayne, Pa., told us he and a group of Washington animal activists are busy organizing a rally in front of the Kennedy Center to demonstrate against Derek, a former Playboy model and actress who was appointed to the center's board by President Bush. In August 2001, Derek pocketed $21,402, including first-class airfare for two, to headline the shelter's September 2001 fundraiser, but canceled her trip after the 9/11 attacks and kept the money.
Derek, a Bush Republican, reportedly refused to comment.

I wonder how much Bo was paid to attend the minstrel show in 2000?

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

It's More About The Benjamin

"'A Reuters report of Eden's initial offer [to bequeath $125,000 to any woman who could kill him with sex] in August was published and broadcast around the world. He said it had led to a flood of e-mails to his office (ue_commerce@gmx.de) from women in countries ranging from the United States to Brazil and Russia.'
Does it comment on the state of modern womanhood? I would say so. I highly doubt that this kind of offer would have gotten this kind of response, say, 40 years ago." -- Young Master Benjamin (via TBogg; parenthetical added for clarity.)
"Sit down, Benny."

"Your mother and I want to talk to you about something."

"Yes, sir."

"We think you've reached an age where you're mature enough to understand certain, uh, things...."

"What is it, Father?"

"Son, it's about ... Nancy Reagan."
Earlier, I inadvertently failed to credit Mac Diva for letting me know about this important story. I apologize for the omission.

A Little Red Meat For My Right-Wing Readers

But Mr. Rove and his president have a new style of class warfare � the affluent afflicting the afflicted; the ruling class enacting policies to help itself, weaving a pashmina safety net so the well-off can buy more expensive stuff they don't need....
But at their convention in New York, they can produce a hip-hop show that camouflages their hip-G.O.P. policies. Just as they did in Philadelphia in 2000, when they put on a minstrel show for the Babbity white guys in the stands. -- Maureen Dowd, January 8, 2003
Where are the usual wingnuts?

If Crazy Davey plays his cards right, he can remodel his downstairs bathroom from this one.
Witt and Witlessness

"And let me use an example from 2000. During the debates, during the first debate, Al Gore said that he had gone down to Texas to go to a disaster site with James Lee Witt, the head of FEMA. It turned out he hadn�t. He had gone to 17 disasters with James Lee Witt, not that one. He went with the deputy of Witt. The press jumped all over him. It was as if James Lee Witt were the most popular man in America and Al Gore was lying to get some of that James Lee Witt magic to rub off on him." -- Al Franken, January 6

Chopper Bob Ehrlich isn't going to let a little prosecutorial bias get in the way of a popular state program like the death penalty. A University of Maryland report finds that Maryland prosecutors are more likely to seek the death penalty in cases where the alleged killer is black and the victim is white. Specifically, the report determined that "[b]lack offenders who kill blacks are significantly less likely to face the death penalty, while black offenders who kill whites are significantly more likely to face a death sentence than all other racial combinations."

The newly elected Republican Governor of Maryland nevertheless still intends to lift the moratorium on executions imposed by his predecessor. "I firmly believe that in some cases the ultimate sanction is appropriate, regardless of race," Mr. Ehrlich said yesterday.

Ehrlich's spokesperson, Shareese N. DeLeaver, used a more ... uh ... colorful metaphor on the question of racial bias: "Any kinks in the criminal justice system will be ironed out by the Ehrlich administration."

A summary of the UM report, as well as .pdf copies of the full report, here.

Michael Barone Explains Blogs

MR. MCLAUGHLIN: What's a blog?
MR. BARONE: A blog is a Web log. It's where you write up your things and put them out on the Internet. You may write as many as 20, 25 a day, as instapundit.com does.
He also displays his trademark ignorance on the Lott story. (About 5/8ths down.)

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

"Missed You At Bible Study"

So I was in the bookstore today and saw a copy of David Frum's book, "What I Saw Was Deevolution" ...um ... "The Right Man: The Surprise Presidency of George Bush" marked down to $13.00 (damaged). Having skimmed it for a good two minutes, I can offer the following review:

"Missed you at Bible study" is the first sentence of the book and reportedly the first thing Frum heard someone say at the White House.

The book has 286 pages, not including the index.

I'm not listed in the index.

Neither is Mickey Kaus.

Sully is mentioned at page 159, quoted as calling some Bush speechwriter named Fonte as Bush's "Catholic Ghostwriter." There's a bunch of stuff about Crazy Davey Horowitz in that chapter.

It's got wide margins.

There's a whole chapter on the "Axis of Evil" credit flap, with Frum whining about how Slate quoted his wife's forwarded e-mail. But he was already planning to leave, and Novak lied on CNN when he said Frum got shit-canned.

Roger's Rating: Zero stars.

UPDATED (1/8) with multiple changes and corrections. See the Comments section for the original text. (Hey, I said it was two minutes.)
Buzzflash links to the William Lind essay that California G.O.P. Vice Chairman Bill Back e-mailed to the party faithful. In the article, Lind imagines what would have happened if the Confederacy had won the Civil War.
Certainly Southerners would not be living under the iron rule of an all-powerful federal government, as we all do now. Northerners might not be, either; a Union defeat would have given states' rights a boost in both countries. The Tenth Amendment might still have the force of law even up north.
So at least part of North America would still stand for Western culture, Christianity and an appreciation of the differences between ladies and gentlemen. Decency might have taken its stand in Dixie, along with some other good things such as an appreciation for the merits of rural life.
Oh, and no Hitler or Communism, and no slavery either.

Plenty of inbred crackers like Lind and Back, though.

The Anal Retentive Prof

"An article on Nov. 28, 1994, about the science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke and his home in Sri Lanka misstated the surname of a University of Tennessee law professor who nominated the writer that year for the Nobel Peace Prize, for his humanist approach to technology. The professor is Glenn Harlan Reynolds, not Roberts. A reader recently brought the error to The Times's attention." -- Corrections, New York Times, page A2, December 16, 2002
If, according to Confucius, "Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star," then George W. Bush has achieved black hole status.-- Jeffrey Kramer
Brilliant. And there's nine more.

Somebody give that man a blog.

Racial Profiling In Massachusetts

A series of articles in the Boston Globe reveals racial disparity in traffic stops by Massachusetts police. Police officers in that state have been required to record the race of individuals stopped and ticketed since 2000. The Globe reviewed the records and reports the following findings:
* Blacks and Hispanics are ticketed at about twice their share of the population. Although blacks account for 4.6 percent of the state's driving-age population, they receive 10.0 percent of tickets to state residents. Hispanics make up 5.6 percent of the population, but get 9.6 percent of tickets.
* Once a driver gets a ticket, a vehicle search is rare, occurring only every 60 tickets. But the search rate for black and Hispanic drivers is about 1 out of 40 tickets.... Blacks and Hispanics driving a new car are especially more often searched than whites in new cars.
* Once searched, more of the whites were apparently found with drugs. Officers are required to report drug charges on tickets, so the Registry can suspend driving privileges. In all, 16 percent of whites searched were charged with a drug offense, compared with 12 percent of blacks, 10 percent of Hispanics, 7 percent of Asians, 6 percent of American Indians, and 4 percent of Middle Easterners. The tickets don't detail what officers were looking for, or whether they found it, but they do show whether there was a drug charge.
Even assuming all the traffic stops were legitimate, that doesn't explain why African-Americans and Hispanics have their vehicles serarched at a higher rate or searched more often without cause.

Also interesting is the police resistance to collecting statistics on the races of persons stopped, even though they are legally required to do so. Most cops comply with the law, but one who opposes the requirement says: "Why should it be incumbent upon me to determine the race? Why do I have to guess? I don't guess your address, I don't guess your name, I don't guess your date of birth.''

What are the chances this officer never uses racial descriptions in the line of duty, except to describe persons who have volunteered that information to him? Go on, take a wild guess.

Monday, January 06, 2003

Double Penetration

Now that I've got your attention.

What do Andrew Sullivan and Mickey Kaus have in common?

Other than that.

According to columnist Bruce Bartlett, they're both penetrating writers. Bartlett writes of Sully:

My favorite [blog] is one written by Andrew Sullivan (andrewsullivan.com), a British conservative with a Ph.D. from Harvard....[Para.] ....Mr. Sullivan started out on the left. He was at onetime editor of the New Republic magazine, an important voice of American liberalism for more than 100 years.
Because he understands the left so well, Mr. Sullivan is particularly penetrating in his analysis of it, especially when it comes out of academia or the New York Times. In fact, his criticism of the latter on his web site cost him a job writing for the New York Times Magazine on direct orders of its executive editor, the extremely liberal and partisan Howell Raines.
Fortunately, Mr. Sullivan survived the loss of income by getting voluntary contributions from his readers. A recent fund-raising drive netted him almost $100,000 in $20 increments � a remarkable achievement and testament to his popularity. (Emphasis added.)
And of Little Mick:
Another site I check almost daily is written by Mickey Kaus and appears at slate.com. He is another former liberal who has drifted rightward, although not as much as Mr. Sullivan. Mr. Kaus sees himself as more of a New Democrat who is trying to save liberalism from its own excesses. Nevertheless, his insights are often penetrating.
Bartlett also opines that blogs can be unreliable, "[b]ut that is true of any medium that deals in time-sensitive information, including newspapers." You don't know how right you are, Bruce.

They All Look Alike To The Confederacy's Newspaper

The Moonie Times has confused Chicago Tribune columnist Clarence Page with Mod Squad actor Clarence Williams. Page's current column, attributed by the paper to "Clarence Williams," is here.

An honest mistake, I'm sure.

Bush League Tactics

This is weird. William Donahue of the Catholic League is criticizing a group for "mock[ing] gay priests" in a Philadelphia parade. A group planned to march in the parade with participants dressed as priests and altar boys, referencing the sexual abuse scandals in the Catholic Church. Says Donahue, quoting himself in his own press release:

�To mock gay priests in a major parade in a prominent city is disgraceful. That the government is hosting this assault on homosexual priests is even worse."
.... That�s because the City of Philadelphia is infinitely more interested in not offending the sensibilities of African Americans than it is gay priests. In short, the City has drawn a line that racists may not cross, but anti-Catholic and anti-gay bigots are welcome to do so."
As evidenced by his past writings, Donahue is no supporter of either gay rights or gay priests. Although he doesn't say it outright, Donahue's real point appears to be that all gay priests are sexual predators. Donahue might want to review the scriptures pertaining to false witness before he quotes himself again.

(Story via Best of the Blogs and Hit & Run.)

Roger's Bookbag

For those who consider Who Moved My Cheese? too intellectually demanding....

For those who think reading Truly Tasteless Jokes while evacuating their bowels is multitasking....

Here, via TBogg, is the perfect book for you:

"The Leadership Genius of George W. Bush: 10 Common Sense Lessons from the Commander-in-Chief"
Yes, George Bush is the latest hero in the genre that made extra-wide margins, bullet points and two-sentence paragraphs obscenely profitable.

I'm not going to bash Bush here, since he has nothing to do with the book. (Of course, he had nothing to do with A Charge to Keep either, but that's another poorly written story.) I'm going to bash the publisher of this worthy volume, John Wiley & Sons. The book hasn't even been printed yet, and it's already crap. Witness the dust jacket copy:
If, according to Abigail Adams, "great necessities call forth great leaders," then George W. Bush has displayed a natural ability to lead.
What?!? That makes no sense. None.
From owner of the Texas Rangers to President of the United States, these principles have propelled George W. Bush to the top and can do the same for you:
Incredible. Wiley & Sons should be ashamed to have its name on something so poorly written.

Lefty Radio

skippy the bush kangaroo has an interesting campaign to promote interest in the syndication of the Randi Rhodes radio show. I've never heard Rhodes, but she's a C-SPAN fan, skippy likes her, and she apparently slapped Ollie North around recently. What's not to like?

Talk radio in my area is a 10-hour block of Rush, Sean Hannity, Dr. Laura and Michael Savage. In other words, a sneak preview of hell. Pacifica has some pretty good hosts, like Larry Bensky and Amy Goodman, but nothing in the talk radio format. Talk of the Nation on NPR is incredibly bland.

For an often-uproarious weekly show with a mostly left point of view, try Harry Shearer's Le Show. No one bashes Larry King better. And the Apologies of the Week are hilarious.

Sunday, January 05, 2003

Frum Here To The Remainder Bin

The big bombshell at the Drudge Report is that Chucklehead Canuck David Frum has written a book about his days as a Bush speechwriter. It's called "What I Saw Was Deevolution."

Seriously, it appears the biggest bombshell is that Frum "describes Bush as 'tart.'" Fascinating.

But which definition?

1. Having a sharp pungent taste; sour.

2. Sharp or bitter in tone or meaning; cutting.

3. A pastry shell with shallow sides, no top crust, and any of various fillings.

4. A prostitute.

5. A woman considered to be sexually promiscuous.

Egg Boy also reports that top Administration officials (read Karl Rove) are "infuriated" with Frum's "controversial" book. There is no question that this book will be nauseatingly obsequious to the Boy King in every respect, unless Frum is thinking of a career change to dishwasher. But if Drudge's characterization of the White House reaction is true, Rove is the biggest control freak to blight the landscape since the Reverend Jim Jones.

(Link via Atrios.)

Update: Drudge also reports that Frum says Bush is "not nice." Other stunning revelations from Frum: Bush is "not a woman," has "white skin" and "probably isn't a midget."
The Moonie Times' Mag On North Korea
Sully Mit Weinerschnitzel

Andrew Sullivan posts a comment in which he translates Paul Krugman from the German. I didn't know that Sully was bilingual. In the comment, he reads Krugman's answer to a Der Spiegel interviewer to mean "that president Bush is indistinguishable from an unelected tyrant," namely, Ferdinand Marcos. But Marcos was elected twice before declaring martial law. Marcos also was declared the winner of a third election, in 1986. The legitimacy of that election was questioned, as was the legitimacy of 2000 Presidential election in which Bush claimed victory. Looking at the identical point in their respective careers, Marcos actually had more legitimacy two years in than Bush has now.

Sully also takes seriously Krugman's comments about seeking asylumn in Germany. Apparently, the magazine's use of the parenthetical "(laughs)" wasn't enough of a clue for the sober-minded Sully to realize that Krugman was joking. Humourless git.

Which Simpsons Character Are You, John Ashcroft?

"So many of the foibles of 'The Simpsons' are projections of what happens in my life, and in our family. I see both the humor and the tragedy in everyday existences in the lives of Homer, Lisa, and Bart. Marge may be my favorite character. She is so pure in her life, she tolerates the nonsense and just stays right in there.
"Ned Flanders is another character I like. He seems naive, but keeps chugging on with his positive approach to life. Instead of being victimized by all of Homer's schemes and abuses, he ends up doing well, which confounds Homer. What's interesting to me about 'The Simpsons' is that it's about people of pure motive and perseverance who keep plowing ahead in spite of the lunacy that surrounds them." -- Attorney General John Ashcroft
Ashcroft then declared that Apu Nahasapeemapetilon was being detained indefinitely, without bail, for questioning as a material witness.

Saturday, January 04, 2003

Back To The Future Of The G.O.P.

(From the Contra Costa Times; found via BuzzFlash)
A leading candidate in the upcoming race for chairman of the California Republican Party distributed an article suggesting the nation would have been better off if the South had won the Civil War.
The article was included in a 1999 e-mail newsletter that state GOP Vice Chairman Bill Back sent to party members. It was written by Bill Lind, director of the Center for Cultural Conservatism, an arm of the right-wing Free Congress Foundation.
"Given how bad things have gotten in the old U.S.A., it's not hard to believe that history might have taken a better turn," Lind wrote. "... The real damage to race relations in the South came not from slavery, but from Reconstruction, which would not have occurred if the South had won."
Back was "a very active leader in the George W. Bush for President Campaign," according to the California G.O.P. The Free Congress Foundation is the tool of Paul Weyrich, the self-described Founding President of the Heritage Foundation. Weyrich's contribution to the Lott controversy was the following:
"The news media read far more into the statements than what Lott meant, which was a simple statement to honor a veteran Senator whose hallmark was anti-Communism and had adjusted to the post-Civil Rights South."
Post-Civil Rights South? You wish, Paul.

Gods and Sods

The wingnuts who tried to make hay of Senator Robert Byrd's cameo as a Confederate general in the forthcoming film adaptation of Gods and Generals forgot to mention ... the rest of the story:

Two U.S. senators and one who recently retired have a few seconds of face time as Confederate officers in a Civil War movie that opens next month. [Para.] Sen. George Allen, R-Va.; Sen. Robert Byrd, D-W.Va.; and former Sen. Phil Gramm, R-Texas, are cast in "Gods and Generals." (Emphasis added.)
Guess that's the last we'll hear of that.

Backdoor Rush

Those unfortunate enough to listen to Rush Limbaugh on Friday heard the unfunny "entertainer" use the term "gang bang" no less than three times in less than 10 minutes, to describe the anticipated infighting between Democratic presidental hopefuls. Limbaugh also used the phrase "rip him a new one" in the same rambling monologue.

One can't help but wonder about Rush's fascination with vulgar slang describing forced sexual intercourse. One also can't help but wonder what kind of family values Rush's dittoheads actually hold.

Maggie's Funny Farm

Margaret Carlson is campaigning hard for Whore Of The Year. On today's Capital Gang, Carlson presented a fawning interview with Senator Fred Thompson, in which she grilled Thompson with such hard-hitting questions as "Why are you leaving us?" Carlson also bestowed the following undeserved honorifics on Thompson: moderate, reasonable, "the go-to guy for Democrats," independent, maverick.

Anyone with a brain larger than the size of a walnut will recall that Thompson was the chair of one of the most partisan
-- and worthless -- investigations in American political history: The Senate Governmental Affairs Committee campaign finance reform investigation. Thompson also was the champion of that discredited criminal and Richard Mellon Scaife employee, David Hale. It's obvious that Carlson pays more attention to Law and Order reruns than the national political scene she is paid to cover.

2003 Has Officially Begun

Forget the Stridex Medicated Pads Copper Bowl and Seurtan Nature's Laxative Rose Bowl, the offical kick-off of the New Year is the Return of Media Whores Online.

And be sure to cast your vote for Whore of the Year 2002. I already have.

And a huge thank you to MWO for the link. All I can say is: Erstwhile? I always use a quondam.

Lott Must Go

The lynching of Trent Lott continues. Senate Republicans are so eager to distance themselves from the long-suffering Mississippian that they've condemned him to assume the position of Chair of the Senate Rules and Administration Committee. It's almost too much for a Southern, Christian conservative to bear.

(Also note the Moonie Times once again repeats the lie that Great-Uncle Cracker (aka Strom Thurmond) has "apologized for his views on segregation.")

Thursday, January 02, 2003

Dick of the Year, 2002

From Benjamin Shapiro, aged 18 and 3 months:

Now here's a bright entrepreneur who knows what women want. Rolf Eden, a Berlin playboy, 72, is offering $125,000 to any woman who will kill him while having sex. Talk about politically incorrect! Check out his comment on feminists: "If they're outraged, the leader, if she's young and beautiful, she should come here and I'll change her mind very fast."
No question, this guy is a pig, but this story really points out the state of modern womanhood.
Got that, modern women? Benjamin says you're all whores!

(Link via TBogg.)
Earlier today, Roger Ailes was named as the recipient of a Sandy Koufax Award for the Best New Blog by readers of P.L.A. - A Journal of Politics, Law and Autism.

I would like to sincerely thank everyone who voted for this blog, as well as everyone who participates here or just reads and enjoys the site. I would like to insincerely thank the many wingnuts and the ever-growing ranks of their lackeys in the press for constantly making asses of themselves, thereby making my job so much easier. And, of course, I would like to thank Media Whores Online, the original inspiration for whatever the hell it is I do here.

Each of the nominees kick ass in their own way:

Wampum Blog
Nitpicker
Pennsylvania Gazette
Musings & Meanderings
Left In The West
Parting Shot
They may lag behind in president-shaped-dildo reportage and gratuitous virgin-bashing, but they more than make up for it with their commitment, passion and intellect.
Check out Seeing the Forest, if only for Mrs. IssuesGuy's Christmas card. And then stay and read all the other good stuff.

p.s. Don't just click on the Christmas card here, which would defeat the entire purpose of this post.

Willey Blows, McCaslin Swallows

It's Two-fer Tubesteak Thursday at Roger Ailes.

Vibrator enthusiast John McCaslin's corrections column also contains this item:
Clinton "Sexgate" whistleblower Kathleen E. Willey has just granted an interview to WABC radio in New York on the heels of Time Magazine naming FBI agent Coleen Rowley, ex-Enron employee Sherron Watkins and WorldCom worker Cynthia Cooper "Persons of the Year."
"I found it very interesting that all of a sudden we're looking at the 'Persons of the Year' and there are three female whistleblowers," Mrs. Willey told the station's "Batchelor & Alexander Show," as reported by the Internet site newsmax.com.
"I guess that if you blow the whistle against somebody that Time magazine doesn't like, it's OK to be a whistleblower," she said. "[Time magazine] really, really trashed me. Their writers were just brutal to me and about me."
And who else "trashed" Willey? Well, that would Willey herself, according to non-dildo-endorsing Independent Counsel Robert Ray, who came to the generous conclusion that Willey was an "unreliable witness."

But kudos to WABC for its coup in scoring an exclusive interview with media-shy Willey.

Moonie Times Columnist Flogs Dildo, Gets Caught With Pants Down



You've got to love the one-track minds of the morons at the Moonie Times. On January 1, Times columnist John McCaslin reported that Ken Starr had not only endorsed, but also had fondled, a novelty dildo shaped like President Clinton:
Of course, care should be taken when using any massager, especially this one. Slick Willie is a toy, a novelty massager, and should be treated as such.
Who would buy such a toy?
Lobbyists and politicians alike, we're told, have purchased Slick Willie massagers to soothe their, um, political kinks.
"I wish he'd been this forthright and entertaining during the impeachment trial," says Kenneth W. Starr, former independent counsel, who's handled the "monument."
Apparently Starr called the paper to deny the phallus fingering, and McCaslin has beat a retreat, blaming unnamed "editors" for his own error:
Owing to an editing error, a statement made by "a former Starr prosecutor," as was originally written, was incorrectly attributed to Mr. Starr.
Open mouth, insert dildo.

McCaslin remains more dense than a slab of rubber, since the statement he refers to is a patently-obvious gag quote on the website of the company flogging the item. McCaslin doesn't explain how an editing error caused him to state that Starr has "handled the 'monument,'" since no such statement appears on the company's site.

But it's not about sex.

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

More Bad Right-Wing Writing About the Clash

What is it about the Clash that makes crap right-wing writers write even crappier than usual? First Little Mick and now "the Mugger":

In the numerous obits that were printed last week, left-wingers claimed Strummer as their sole possession but that�s nonsense. One of the best rock critics in the punk/new-wave era was John Buckley (nephew of William F. Buckley), who wrote for the Soho News and later worked for Jack Kemp. Songs like "Something About England," "Somebody Got Murdered," "White Man in Hammersmith Palais," "I�m So Bored with the U.S.A," "Career Opportunities," "Train in Vain," "Straight to Hell," "Janie Jones," "London Calling" and "Spanish Bombs" were often political, but rock �n� roll usually transcends partisanship. Nation readers must�ve been shocked to learn that Strummer, at least in middle age, was a regular reader of the Tory Daily Telegraph, but the band�s frontman was never predictable.
Follow that? Left-wingers claimed that Strummer was a left-winger, but in truth William Buckley's nephew wrote about punk music and later worked for Jack Kemp.

"Songs like 'Something About England,' 'Somebody Got Murdered,' [etc.] ... were often political...." When were they not political - every other weekend? Bank holidays?

And Joe read the Daily Telegraph. Sorry, Russ, reading right-wing drivel doesn't make you a right-winger. As any one of your ten readers will tell you.

Answers to the Roger Ailes Year-In-Review Quiz

(Pretend they're upside down)

1) c. 2) c. 3) b. 4) a. 5) a. 6) a, probably. 7) a. - Franklin; b. - Billy. 8) c. 9) f. 10) e. 11) e. 12) c. 13) a. 14) d. 15) c.

Score:

15 Correct: You are a true American.
1-14 Correct: You are not.