Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Ted Cruz's Fractured Fairy Tales

Ted Cruz will be reading these bedtime stories from the floor of the United States Senate this week:
Goodnight Loon
Hop on FOX
The 500 Toques of Bartholomew Cubbins
         Only a Miracle Can Save America from the Red Conspiracy
Mi Lucha

1 comment:

Montag said...

Well, he did read Green Eggs and Ham, but, predictably, drew a lesson from it 180 degrees opposite that intended by Dr. Seuss.

Which seems to say quite a bit about the modern conservative mind.