Saturday, January 19, 2008

Freddy's Dead

In just twelve short hours, Huckleberry Fred will be able to retire to the Hollywood Hills, where Mrs. Thompson or her replacement can devote her days to cleaning Fred's wrinkles.

The Great Right Hope is a deader than Dick Cheney's dick, Mike Huckabee's soul and Jonah Goldberg's brain. The endorsement from Big Pharma's brother, Fredo, was the last of the five hundred last nails in the coffin.

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