Friday, October 24, 2003

Reading The BushMoonie Blog

The Bush blog is fast become your one-stop source for links to the publications of messianic, bigoted tax criminals. Here, the Bushblog links to Frank Gaffney's "thoughtful, substantive look at the Kay Report" in a piece for the Father's glossy rag, Insight.

Among the stunning conclusions by "Security Policy expert" Gaffney: the dastardly Hussein regime "made no appreciable effort to distinguish which contained high explosives and which were loaded with chemical or biological agents, establishing exactly what is in such facilities is a time-consuming and dangerous task." Gee, I wonder why. That cunning Saddam made it impossible for his own forces to identify the chemical and biological weapons stored in his weapons facilities so that when he wanted to use them they would have to engage in a "time-consuming and dangerous task" in an effort to find them. That's the most likely explanation, and Gaff's sticking to it.

And the Gaffer also claims that the search for WMDs is not a failure because Kay hasn't had a chance to scour every last "50 square mile" depot in the country. Such an effort easily could take us past... oh, I don't know, choosing a date completely at random... November 2004.

Gaffney, you may recall, is the well-respected pinhead who linked Saddam Hussein to the bombing of the Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City. Perhaps Saddam has stockpiled his WMDs in rural Michigan and Wyoming, or at the Branch Davidian fun-time resort in Waco. We don't know he hasn't until we search every compound and farmhouse in the blue states, do we?

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