Thursday, May 08, 2003

A Tale of Two Tweezers

Tweezer Matthews has learned well from the Master of Duality, William "Dice" Bennett. Witness:

May 1, 2003:

MATTHEWS: And the women. We�re going to talk about Hillary coming back, and that book, that (UNINTELLIGIBLE). �Which blonde would Bill Clinton rather sleep with� I think is your question, Ann Coulter, you or Hillary. Are you one of the options? When we come back and see what you think when we come back with Ann Coulter on her vying with Hillary for the affections of Mr. Bill in a moment.

May 5, 2003:

BLANKLEY: [Bennett's] made the right call. He recognizes this probably isn�t the best...

CONASON: His wife apparently picked up the rolling pin yesterday, you know.

MATTHEWS: Let�s not get personal about this thing.

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