Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Joementum 2: The Rise of Biden

Senator Joe Biden, who couldn't get elected president of the Hair Club for Men, is throwing his plugs into the ring for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination. And Joe has already endorsed himself in the most glowing terms, according to the Boston Globe:

"Frankly, I think I'm more qualified than other candidates, and the issues facing the American public are all in my wheelbarrow," Biden said. "I know I want to be president, I know what I believe, and my message is important."

And that's what sets Joe apart from the presidential candidates who don't think they're the most qualified, don't know whether they want to be president and don't own a wheelbarrow.

P.S. -- Yes, that is the same wheelbarrow that Joe uses to haul his contributions from CapitalOne, MBNA et al. to the bank. It was smart of Joe to announce before voters got their December credit card statements.

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