Dumbfuck Blogger of The Day
A dumbfuck writes:
America was frightened of nothing when she began, not because she was brave, but because she was afraid of everything, being a mere niche on a coastline in a once distant and still foreboding land.
This blogger is too stupid to be a moron.
(Dumbfuck revealed later)
Later: It's Dan Riehl. TBogg links to the same post here.