Wednesday, August 02, 2006

WHY IT MUST SUCK BEING FIDEL CASTRO'S BROTHER
1) Fidel keeps all the good Cohibas for himself.
2) Wherever he embraces you, stuff from his beard gets in your ear.
3) Mama always said "Why can't you find a country to take over, like your brother?"
4) You always have to eat first, just in case someone poisoned the food.
5) Not much money in the economy left over to skim off.
6) The chicas always want to meet "tu hermano."
7) Knowing that when you take over and the US invades, no one will give a shit.

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