Friday, August 11, 2006

Comedy = Near Tragedy + Time / 24-Hour News Cycle

"This is the second aviation bomb threat this week. The in-flight movie on my return trip was Mission Impossible III."

"Paul Greengrass and Oliver Stone are teaming up for a new Hollywood thriller based on actual events. It's called Shakes On A Plane."

"Rush Limbaugh was once again detained at the Palm Beach Airport for carrying contraband on his return flight from the Dominican Republic. In his defense, Rush claimed, 'That's not hair gel.'"

The staff of The Jimmy Kimmel Show can contact me at the address to the right.

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