Abu Ghraib: Bigger, Longer, Uncut and Imaginary

Remember when the news shows ran film and videotape footage of the prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib? Me, neither.

But Sully remembers things differently:

"Oh, they'll find out details of people's sex lives and sue to publish and broadcast them, and they'll show endless footage of Abu Ghraib abuses."

Endless? Footage? Oh, they didn't even start. It was still photos.

If you're going to exaggerate about length, Sully, do it in a personal ad.