WahhWahh O'Reilly

Out here on the tube
I bamboozle you rubes
I'm a steaming sack, but it's a living

I control the mike
And I say what I like
No other views will you be given

Just lie
Just vil-i-fy
It's only rightwing hateland

If honest guests are banned
I'll fool the whole heartland
I'll sue you for libel
If you expose my smearing

The risk of truth is clear
The end of my career
So buy all my books
Before they get remaindered

Rightwing hateland
Rupert's rightwing hateland
Rightwing hateland
Cable's
Right wing hateland

You're all hated!