V.D. Is Another One
Just in time for Columbus Day (or as we call it in these parts, Indigenous Peoples Day), The Atlantic Monthly is advertising itself in banner ads with the slogan "Give A Gift They Won't Return."
Yes, they won't return The Atlantic Monthly because it would be a waste of postage. And if they call to cancel, the refund wouldn't go to them anyway.
Straight from the post box to the recycling bin is what they'll do.