I challenge former Vice President Al Gore to debate me on the topic: "Resolved: Bonner Cohen Is A Corporate Whore." If the Vice President refuses this challenge, the proposition must be resolved in the affirmative.
I also challenge the Vice President to pick up my laundry, drive me to the airport, and give me a no-interest loan so I can buy a Prius.
By the way, when Cohen writes for Schmuck Central Station, does that create a conflict of astroturf? Or at least an astroturf war? Who is Cohen's real master? For accounting purposes, does ExxonMobil make out the check to TCS, or directly to Cohen?