Saturday, September 29, 2007

A Challenge

I challenge former Vice President Al Gore to debate me on the topic: "Resolved: Bonner Cohen Is A Corporate Whore." If the Vice President refuses this challenge, the proposition must be resolved in the affirmative.

I also challenge the Vice President to pick up my laundry, drive me to the airport, and give me a no-interest loan so I can buy a Prius.

By the way, when Cohen writes for Schmuck Central Station, does that create a conflict of astroturf? Or at least an astroturf war? Who is Cohen's real master? For accounting purposes, does ExxonMobil make out the check to TCS, or directly to Cohen?

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