The Rover Boy
Anyone who thinks that Mark "Little Mort" Halperin is anything other than a Republican stooge should read this tribute to Willard and the Turd:
Rove also shows some vulnerability when discussing his own tribulations; even his staunchest critics might feel a twinge at the scorching account of his family’s ordeal during the C.I.A. leak investigation, as he tried to fend off prosecutors while his wife tried to ward off the press.
Little Mort fetches for the G.O.P. like Dick Morris in the presence of a five-dollar whore.