"Rush, You've Got to Give Up The Hillbilly Heroin... And The Waffles, Too. Great. Now Give Up Women, They're Nothing But Trouble. Good. Now Start Making Shit Up And Broadcasting It ... What's That? One Step Ahead Of Me. Excellent!"

Rush Limbaugh:


I think ninety percent of the people who listen to Alan Keyes know in their hearts he's right, but they don't want to reorder their lives to live that way. . . . [Supporting] Alan Keyes is not just committing to Alan Keyes! It is saying to yourself: "I have got to fix my life. I've got to straighten up and fly right, I've got to accept responsibility for things."

Not just a politician, a twelve-step program for loudmouth frauds.