Keyes To The Cashbox

The Keyes candidacy has resulted in a boost to fundraising at Keyes' wackjob website, Renewamerica.us. As of Sunday, August 8, the website had raised less than $2,000 in a fundraising drive that started July 20. As of Tuesday morning, Keyes' fundraising thermometer is at $6,228.

Ka-ching!

Meanwhile, Keyes columnist Brian Mark Weber says "Keyes Is No Carpetbagger," based on the premise that a carpetbagger is a woman who is lustful for power, determined to pave her way to the presidency and whose name rhymes with Rat-Socialist-Bitch-Hillary-Clinton.

To which I can only say:

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines carpetbagger as an "OUTSIDER; especially : a nonresident or new resident who meddles in politics."

Try harder next time, Bri. You can't argue with the dictionary.