The G.O.P. has just announced its third set of convention speakers.
Let's just say the bench is not very deep:
Governor Mitt Romney: Utah carpetbagger and tax avoider.
Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey: Who? Who cares.
Brian Sandoval: Opponent of Bush's Yucca Mountain nuclear waste dumping plan. Has Bush thrown Bri a bone to ensure his silence?
Bernie "Cut and Run" Kerik: Spent a couple of months in Iraq, teaching policing skills, then split. Mission Accomplished!
Elaine Chao: close personal friend of Johnny Chung.
Rep. Paul Ryan (WI): Has the same last name sex-in-public freak, and kinda looks like him, but isn't.
Michael Reagan: The son Ronald Reagan forgot. Thirty years before he had an excuse. And who can blame Ronnie?