"The Moose may re-emerge at any moment in a new venue."

Where will the Bullshit Moose turn up next?

As chair of Ralph Reed's legal defense fund?

A cross-country trip selling McCain/Lieberman '08 t-shirts out of the back of a panel van?

Chairman of the DLC?

My money's on senior editor at The New Republic, where he'll be assigned to spellcheck Marty Peretz's blog.

Rehab's also a possibility; Iraq and Iran are not.