The War on Christmas: Santa's Mailbag
Exclusive: Roger Ailes can report that Bill O'Reilly will break, on tonight's Fox News program The O'Reilly Factor, the discovery of the following note tucked away in a manger, no crib for a bed:
Dear Babby Jesus,
I hate you.
I hope you enjoy your cruzifiction.
An anti-American, anti-Bush, Christ killer.
p.s. Do not save the envelop.