"You are Maureen Dowd! You like to give people silly nicknames and write in really short, non sequitur paragraphs. You're the columnist without testicles, and rock-headed to boot. You are often accused of being pointless and frivolous, but only because it's true. You tend to focus on style over substance. Hell, who are you kidding? You never write about substance. But you keep the Times from having to hire an intelligent woman columnist. Plus, that photograph becomes more and more unbelieveable every day."


Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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(Via John Gorenfeld, who is Bob Herbert)