Who Said Republicans Have No Sense Of Humor?

Well, me, for one. But they've pretty much conceded the point:

Republican wiseguys on Capitol Hill are distributing the "Official 2004 Democratic National Committee Convention Program," or so they insist.

The schedule of events includes a series of antiwar rallies, each followed by Sen. Ted Kennedy proposing a toast; a re-enactment of John Kerry's fake medal toss; tributes to Spain and France; and a homosexual "marriage" ceremony.

We'll let you know when Democrats obtain the "official" agenda of the Republican National Convention.

Stop, you're killing me.