Monday, April 26, 2004

Next Week, They Start Collecting DNA Samples

You can now contribute to the presidential candidate of your choice through amazon.com. Senator Kerry is leading Bush by over $100,000 at present, with a total of $135,050 in donations. When you click on the link to donate for Bush, the site reads:

Customers who bought this candidate also bought:

-- Lies About Weapons of Mass Destruction

-- Hundreds of Billions of Dollars Worth of Death and Destruction, packaged as light entertainment on basic cable news

-- Unconscionable Deficits Which Will Burden The Country For Generations

-- Security, At The Cost Of Liberty (not currently available)

Customers interested in this candidate may also be interested in:

Freelance Jobs. $2.95

Hundreds of work-at-home jobs. Start your work at home career now.

And someone (or more than one person) actually gave Lyndon LaRouche 300 clams. Stay tuned for an announcement regarding the launch of the Roger Ailes 2004 Exploratory Committee.

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