"Many times, President Bush and Vice President Cheney were in the room together during much of the events, much of the briefings, much of the lead-up that the commission is looking at. And so I think it's appropriate that they appear together and discuss how they saw the events leading up to September 11." -- Karen Hughes, Meet the Apologist, April 4

Top Five Other Things That Bush and Cheney Can Do Together

5. Play Keep Away from Colin Powell.

4. Tandem cycling on Cheney's cardiac stress test.

3. Joint going away party, January 2005.

2. Two words: Santorum sandwich.

1. Finish each others' (prison) sentences.

(Thanks to a reader for the link.)