Straight To Hale

The only thing that could improve this story is if Gluteus Maximus receives the maximum sentence.

A federal jury today found white supremacist Matthew Hale guilty of seeking the murder of a federal judge who had ruled against him in a civil case.

Hale, 32, was found guilty of four of five counts against him --ne of solicitation for murder and three of obstruction of justice.

The jury's verdict, announced this morning in the downtown Chicago courtroom of U.S. District Judge James Moody, came on the third day of deliberations in the case of the one-time "Pontifex Maximus" of the former World Church of the Creator.