Collegians for Bush

If there's anything today's youth love more than watching college basketball, it's President George W. Bush. Meet your future Senators and Congressmen:

Over 200 Pennsylvania student leaders from 25 schools gathered in Hershey to plan for the fall campaign -- the largest such gathering in the Keystone State in over a decade.

Arizona Students for Bush got together for a Bush-Cheney '04 training session. School colors from across Arizona were much in evidence.

Students from Butler University in Indiana send in this tabling photo.

Finally, students in Minnesota were inspired to get together to celebrate their triumphal come-from-behind victory in the Sweet Sixteen -- grabbing hold of the standard of their vanquished foe and a life-size cutout of President Bush.

Anyone fearful for the future of this great land doesn't know this diverse group of scholars slash Gopher lovers.

There are, however, still decadant enclaves of fifth-columnists on campus:

This year at Yale University, Valentine's Day was far from ordinary. Instead of making plans for a special date (or bemoaning the lack thereof) students at Yale were preoccupied with the popular events of "Sex Week at Yale." Organized by Yale senior Eric Rubenstein, using Yale funds and with the full support of Yale faculty and administrators, Sex-Week was devised in order to allow students "to explore sex in a safe and open environment."

Events at Sex-Week were varied but consistently vulgar. One Yale professor gave a lecture on the "History of the Vibrator." Students gave talks on the secrets of great sex, hooking up, and how to be a better lover. At "Sex Toys 101," people who admitted to never having used a sex toy were given miniature vibrators.

This is a campus where our President is shown less respect than a miniature dildo. Is it any wonder President Bush preferred Yale as a same-sex institution?