Sunday, April 11, 2004

Breaking News

The Moonie Times reports: Homos hate women's breasts:

"Wait a minute, it's the homosexual Fab Five, not the straight guys, who find women's breasts objectionable."
In other news, John McCaslin outs Michael Powell as GAY! GAY! GAY!

John must have confirmed this with Sully before he published it, given the Times' strict sourcing rules.

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