Do you suppose this is what set off John Derbyshire on his rants against "transsexual terrorists" and Home Depot?

Daniel Oliver Derbyshire, age 8, and his little friend Michael from next door, were permitted to play on the big computer in Dad's office while Dad went off to fiddle with his tree house.

When Dad came back, he found that his Ann Coulter doll had been STRIPPED TO THE BUFF.

Oh, God. I'm not going to be able to handle my kids' adolescence, I know I'm not.

A man with an Ann Coulter doll and his own tree house is well-equipped for parenting. At least as as well equipped as Michael Jackson.

On the other hand, little Michael's parents would be well advised to move.

(Thanks to a reader for the link.)