Friday, January 25, 2013

Pinch-Quitter

Fox News Channel simply wasn't big enough to contain Sharia Plain and Dennis Kucinich.  Something had to give.

And that something was Fat Bastard giving himself a pay raise with the savings.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Why don't these assholes every have heart attacks, like normal people?
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Montag said...

It's kind of funny--the moment this announcement was made, the old stories about the fat FOX fuck thinking Palin to be stupid began to burble up. This propaganda campaign was, of course, intended to suggest to people that the head of Fox News was a discerning assessor of talent and Palin didn't have any.

And yet, just take a cruise some day on the channel, and the stoopid is everywhere. It's ubiquitous there, in fact. So, what can one conclude from that?

If you're so stoopid that Fox News doesn't want you, well, you're not nearly as high up on the food chain as you think.

Anonymous said...

You deserve so much praise for this headline.

Anonymous said...

You mean... you're not?

That's it - cancel my account! And I demand that you take me off the internets too, also!

Love,
Caepan